Friday Night Lock-Up 6-18-99

**Friday Night Lock-Up begins in the Cow Palace with thundering

fireworks and a crowd eager for the evening to start. Signs in the

crowd read

"Cammy or Amy why choose?", "May The Force Be With You," and "Just

Shut Up, Big Papa"**

 

 

Ward: Welcome to Friday Night Lock-Up! I�m John Ward, here with Bill

Anderson and Big Papa! Do we have a jam-packed show tonight or what?

 

 

Anderson: An incredible card, John! Big Red�s got two matches tonight,

and we also have two title matches going on: the Eternal Outlaws going

against Spinner and Mr. Sharp, and Dan Sager squaring off against Copy

Cat!

 

 

Big Papa: Ooooh yeah. Big night � here comes the big cheese!

 

 

Ward: Yes, it�s the POW Boss. He has a microphone in his hand as he

stands under the POW Bigscreen!

 

 

POW Boss: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! We have a great show for

you all tonight! I�m out here to talk about the newest belt in POW, the

Television Title!

 

 

Ward: He announced that belt last week.

 

 

POW Boss: The belt will be awarded to the winner of a BATTLE ROYAL at

the July 4 PPV, entitled BLOODY REVOLUTION! Any of those who want

to participate, get on the ball and let the Boss know! Have a great

evening!

 

 

Anderson: Battle Royal�wow! That should be a heck of an event!

 

 

Ward: I can�t wait to see who signs up!

 

 

**A gong is heard**

 

 

Ward: Those gong bashes can mean only one thing.

 

 

Anderson: Big Red is in town.

 

 

Big Papa: And bigger than ever.

 

 

Ward: He looks to have added some more muscle if that was possible.

 

 

Big Papa: I can see the needle holes from all the 'roids that he's been

doing.

 

 

Ward: Now let's be fair. Big Red waits in the ring for his opponent.

 

 

**"Lick it up" by Kiss plays.**

 

 

Ward: And here he is.

 

 

Anderson: Phil A. Sheo struts down the aisle as fancy free as any

wrestler in POW.

 

 

Big Papa: Is that a boa?

 

 

Ward: Looks like it. Big Red can't wait to take on the little booger.

 

 

Anderson: And Sheo is in the ring. Big Red just stares him down from

the opposite corner.

 

 

Ward: Big Red moves closer to Sheo, and closer still.

 

 

Big Papa: Oh my! Sheo has started to run away from Big Red.

 

 

Ward: That's right ladies and gentlemen. Phil A. Sheo is running around

the ring.

 

 

Anderson: Perhaps he is trying to tire the big guy.

 

 

Big Papa: Perhaps he is scared.

 

 

Anderson: Last time these two fought, Sheo got the win , but took most

of the punishment for it.

 

 

Ward: Big Red has stopped for a second. He is tired of chasing the

squirrelly Sheo. The crowd boos both men. They want action.

 

 

Anderson: The Chinaman loves the boos; he feeds off of them.

 

 

Ward: He starts playing the crowd and Sheo delivers a dropkick to his

back.

 

 

Anderson: No effect.

 

 

Ward: He gives Big Red a low blow from behind.

 

 

Big Papa: Ding!

 

 

Anderson: Sheo is on the run again.

 

 

Ward: A cowardly tactic, but it just might be his only chance.

 

 

Anderson: Big Red is still screaming at a fan at ringside.

 

 

Ward: As he leans over the ropes, Sheo jumps on his back. He has

strapped on a sleeper hold.

 

 

Big Papa: Big Red mocks the move by fake yawning.

 

 

Anderson: He is walking across the ring. He starts doing jumping jacks.

 

 

Ward: He is making a mockery of Sheo.

 

 

Big Papa: One . . . Two . . . Three . . . Four . . .

 

 

Ward: What are you doing Papa?

 

 

Big Papa: Just giving the big guy a count.

 

 

Anderson: That is enough.

 

 

Ward: With all of the commotion that Big Red is putting Sheo through,

the little dude is holding on tight.

 

 

Anderson: He has no choice.

 

 

Big Papa: Wait! Big Red just shut his eyes! He is beginning to fall

asleep.

 

 

Ward: You're right. He is!

 

 

Anderson: I can't believe it.

 

 

Ward: There he goes!

 

 

Big Papa: Timmmmbbbber!

 

 

Ward: Sheo is trapped under the mass of flesh called Big Red.

 

 

Anderson: The ref doesn't know whether or not to call the pin of Sheo

or the knockout of Big Red.

 

 

Ward: He's doing both. Lift's Red's arm and it falls:

 

 

Anderson: One . . .

 

 

Ward: Lift's the arm

 

 

Anderson: Two . . .

 

 

Ward: And lift's the arm one more time and he holds it up.

 

 

Anderson: Three.

 

 

Ward: Big Red gets the pin as Sheo almost puts the Chinaman to sleep,

but fails at the last minute.

 

 

Big Papa: I've never seen a finish like that before!

 

 

**Big Red wins by pinfall at 5:19**

 

 

Ward: Big Red has no time to recuperate with his second match of the

night right around the corner.

 

 

Anderson: Big Red props himself up in the corner.

 

 

Ward: And here is the Bearded Lady that we have all been waiting for.

 

 

Anderson: Nobody's waited as long as Big Red who has had a lot of time

to prepare for this match.

 

 

Ward: As Big Red watches the Bearded Lady come down the aisle, a

trapeze artist has swung down and pelted the giant Chinaman.

 

 

Anderson: Interesting!

 

 

Big Papa: Not another circus.

 

 

Ward: Don't leave us this time Papa. There is too much Lock-up ahead.

 

 

Big Papa: If it gets ugly, I'm heading!

 

 

Anderson: Big Red is down for the count you two.

 

 

Ward: And the Bearded Lady is going to take advantage of it. She has

sprung into the ring and started pounding on Big Red.

 

 

Anderson: He is still too powerful for her. He trips the woman and

picks her up by the throat.

 

 

Ward: He takes his other hand and puts it between her legs and grabs

that area.

 

 

Big Papa: Maybe e is that way.

 

 

Anderson: I think he is just checking out to see if it really is a lady

that he is fighting or just a guy with breasts.

 

 

Ward: Good observation.

 

 

Anderson: Thanks.

 

 

Ward: Big Red hoists the girl into the air and brings her down on to

his knee. What a show of power!

 

 

Big Papa: He's fighting a girl.

 

 

Anderson: Kooky said his girl could win; now let's see it.

 

 

Ward: Big Red picks up the Bearded Lady and shoves her into the corner.

He holds her down with one hand and pulls at the beard with his other.

 

 

Big Papa: Oh man! That beard comes off. Hey, look Brax!

 

 

Ward: Brax "The Boom" Tonare has come down to ringside�he has a cattle

prod in his hand! What�s this about?

 

 

Anderson: Big Red is pulling off her hair too.

 

 

Big Papa: Oh my God. No!

 

 

Ward: I can't believe it.

 

 

Anderson: Big Red is fighting . . .

 

 

Ward: Whoah! Big Red just got speared by the ref.

 

 

Anderson: Why?

 

 

Big Papa: I'm in shock.

 

 

Ward: The ref is taking off a wig of his own and his hair comes

bounding out and from under the ref's shirt we see his clown outfit.

Kooky is the Ref!

 

 

Anderson: And Minxxx is the Bearded Lady.

 

 

Big Papa: I'm in total disbelief.

 

 

Ward: Kooky is wailing on Big Red and Minxxx is too. Brax is just

looking on, surprised�I�d say that took us all by surprise!

 

 

Anderson: Kooky is taking some face paint out of his pocket and making

Big Red into a clown.

 

 

Ward: Here comes ID to the aide of their big man, running past Brax�who

is leaving the ring area, shaking his head and snickering�

 

 

Anderson: But two trapeze ropes swing down and save Kooky and Minxxx.

 

 

** No Contest**

 

 

Big Papa: Ok, when are the real matches going to start?

 

 

Anderson: This next one should be good�two newcomers!

 

 

**The Yacht vs. gpak**

 

 

Ward: Now all we�re waiting on is the big newcomer, The Yacht. This

will be his and gpak�s debuts in POW.

 

 

** "Gilligan�s Island" theme begins **

 

 

Anderson: This new kid is huge, but short. He�s listed at 5�9", but I

think he�s more around 5�6".

 

 

Ward: Well here he comes waddling down the aisle, escorted by what

looks to be his bartender, his waitress and his captain.

 

 

Big Papa: Looks like a pretty boy to me.

 

 

Ward: The bell sounds and we�re underway. The Yacht outweighs gpak by

over 100 pounds, and it shows as The Yacht forces gpak to the

turnbuckle and lands three consecutive slaps to the face.

 

 

Anderson: gpak is dazed, and The Yacht looks like he�s going to use his

size to his advantage as he nails his opponent with a bull charge

against the ropes.

 

 

Ward: gpak is down, but The Yacht wants more. He picks gpak up, slings

him against the ropes and just stands there as gpak hits the beast of a

man and collapses. What impact!

 

 

Anderson: The Yacht is certainly not technical. Definitely a brawler,

wouldn�t you say Papa?

 

 

Big Papa: Pansy would be my word�look who�s coming back!

 

 

Anderson: Brax is back down here again? And he still has that cattle

prod!

 

 

Ward: The Yacht continues to take it to the smaller man, this time

picking up gpak and landing a finely executed Backbreaker. Ouch!

 

 

Anderson: This one could be over. 1 � 2 � No! gpak won�t go out that

easy.

 

 

Ward: Both men up, and they lock arms.

 

 

Anderson: The Yacht won�t lose this little square off.

 

 

Big Papa: Wrong again, Bill. My boy gpak used my favorite move, the

knee to the groin. Ding!

 

 

Ward: gpak�s dirty tactics have given him the edge, as he has backed

The Yacht up against the ropes and has hit a series of roundhouses to

the side of his face.

 

 

Anderson: gpak needs to get him to the ground so he can go aerial.

 

 

Ward: A great combination by gpak as he rakes The Yacht�s eyes and then

immediately sweeps his legs to bring him to his knees. And right on

cue, gpak is going top rope.

 

 

Anderson: It looks like he�s trying a Reverse Moonsault. Whoa, The

Yacht rolls away and gpak is hurt.

 

 

Ward: The Yacht back on the attack, stomping gpak�s face over and over

again. The ref�s telling him to take it easy.

 

 

Big Papa: I just don�t like this guy�s style. It�s too simple.

 

 

Ward: It may be simple, buy gpak is taking a beating. The Yacht with a

simple Bodyslam, and gpak is not getting up.

 

 

Anderson: This could be it, yes. The Yacht has put gpak into The

Capsizer. I don�t think gpak can reach the rope.

 

 

Ward: The ref is on the mat with the two men, begging gpak to give up.

No man can take that pain from such a huge, strong man.

 

 

Big Papa: Come on gpak, don�t let this pretty boy make you submit.

 

 

Ward: And there it is, gpak just tapped out.

 

 

Anderson: I thought he would make it there for a minute.

 

 

Ward: And here come The Yacht�s escorts to celebrate in the ring. A

good win for the rookie The Yacht.

 

 

** The Yacht wins by submission at 9:34 **

 

 

Ward: And Brax "The Boom" Tonare jumps into the ring and LEVELS the

Yacht! He turns and looks at gpak�he dropkicks him over the top rope

and to the outside!

 

 

Anderson: Brax looks like he�s sending a message to POW tonight�.don�t

mess with him!

 

 

**Mike McNasty vs. Klutz vs. Grifter**

 

 

Ward: The first competitor in the 3-way dance, The Big Klutz, has come

down to the ring. He�s stretching out in the corner, waiting to get

some

revenge over McNasty for last week�s win.

 

 

**Triple H�s Theme plays**

 

 

Anderson: He�ll have to get through that man there, Grifter! He and

Cammy walk down to ringside and Grifter slides into the ring.

 

 

Big Papa: Cammy�come over here!

 

 

Ward: Get your mind on the match!

 

 

**Wooly Bully plays**

 

 

Anderson: Here comes Mr. Congeniality himself, Mike McNasty! And he�s

got a mike as he�s walking to the ring!

 

 

Mike McNasty: Oooooh, baby! This is gonna be too much fun! I�m going to

take out you two punks, then take your girl, Grifter! Me and Cammy and

my baby the bartender are going to have a 3-way dance of our own after

I�m done moppin the floor with you, you dirty punks!

 

 

Ward: You don�t think he actually got that bartender�

 

 

Anderson: I doubt it.

 

 

Big Papa: Here they go!

 

 

Ward: The bell rings and Grifter charges McNasty! He doesn�t look

pleased with what Mike had to say about Cammy!

 

 

Anderson: Klutz just sits in the corner as Grifter gives McNasty some

harsh chops! Now a throw to the ropes and a vicious clothesline!

 

 

Ward: Klutz is just sitting there!

 

 

Anderson: Good strategy�let them beat each other down then pick up the

leavings!

 

 

Ward: Grifter pulls McNasty up and slings him towards Klutz in the

corner! Klutz dodges but Grifter clotheslines him over the top rope!

 

 

Anderson: Grifter�s cleaning house!

 

 

Ward: McNasty gets sent to the ropes yet again, but dodges the arm from

Grifter, he comes back with a cross-body block and grabs a leg for the

pin�1�2�Grifter kicks out!

 

 

Anderson: A cross-body move from someone with that much body is

painful, but not enough to warrant a quick pin on Grifter!

 

 

Ward: McNasty taking charge now, picking up the winded Grifter for a

scoop slam! Now he goes to the ropes�and is tripped by Klutz from the

outside! Klutz grabs Mike�s leg and pulls him outside!

 

 

Anderson: Klutz is taking the smart way in this match�catching the

other two when they least expect it!

 

 

Ward: Klutz throws McNasty into the railing�AND GRIFTER TACKLES THEM

BOTH WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK FROM INSIDE THE RING!

 

 

Anderson: Geez! They�re all laying in a big pile!

 

 

Ward: Grifter the first to untangle himself, he grabs Klutz and rolls

him into the ring! McNasty�s still on the floor otuside!

 

 

Anderson: Grifter goes to the corner, looks like he�s going to hit

Klutz with an aerial attack�

 

 

Ward: Missile dropkick from Grifter! This could be it for Klutz�the pin

1�2�OW!

 

 

Anderson: McNasty hits a frog splash on both of the wrestlers in the

center of the ring! They�re down!

 

 

Ward: McNasty makes a cover on Grifter�1�2�Klutz pulls him off with his

last bit of strength! McNasty counters with some fists to Klutz�s head,

now a snap suplex!

 

 

Anderson: Mike�s form has improved since last week!

 

 

Big Papa: He�s probably not drunk tonight.

 

 

Ward: I�d say he isn�t.

 

 

Anderson: Grifter getting to his feet and grabbing McNasty in a

sleeperhold! Now he�s wrapped his legs around McNasty!

 

 

Ward: McNasty backs into the corner trying to mash Grifter�but Grifter

lands his feet on a turnbuckle and hits a reverse Blockbuster! McNasty

just

got his face drilled into the mat!

 

 

Anderson: Grifter the only man standing now�.and he�s not very steady

on his feet! He hits an elbow on Klutz�s head and goes for a

pin�1�2�thr�no! Kickout!

 

 

Ward: Grifter pulls Klutz to his feet�Grifter Death Drop!

 

 

Anderson: Pin�1�2�McNasty makes the save!

 

 

Ward: Grifter gets to his feet, dodges a fist from Mike�another Death

Drop! 1�2�3! Grifter wins it all!

 

 

Big Papa: Brax is coming again.

 

 

Ward: The ref is raising Grifter�s hand, Brax levels him from behind!

Now Klutz and McNasty are on their feet and they charge Brax

simultaneously!

But Brax has that cattle prod and he hits McNasty with it!

 

 

Anderson: Klutz pushes The Boom into the corner, but Tonare hits Klutz

with the prod as well! Now he�s shocking the fallen Grifter!

 

 

Ward: Brax is just on the warpath! This is unreal!

 

 

**Grifter wins via pinfall at 12:33**

 

 

**The CIA vs. The Wolfside**

 

 

**An Instrumental version of Ice Cube's "3 Strikes" plays**

 

 

Ward: Here comes a new Tag Team to POW, the CIA.

 

 

Big Papa: Central Intellegence Agency?

 

 

Anderson: I don't think so, I've got them down as the The Corrective

Intitative Alliance.

 

 

Big Papa: Where's Fox Mulder? And is that Scully?

 

 

Ward: That's the X-Files. This is Reno and Rude with Elena.

 

 

**"Unsung" by Helmet plays**

 

 

Anderson: Saved by the bell, another new tag team added to the growing

POW Tag Roster.

 

 

Ward: That's right the winner of this tag match, will move right up to

the #1 contenters for the tag straps.

 

 

Big Papa: The Wolfside, huh, which side is that?

 

 

Anderson: Its the Canadian side, Papa...

 

 

Ward: Kevin Rich and Maynard Middleton, the Wolfside, are set to go,

Rich is starting against Reno.

 

 

Anderson: Rich is towering over the smaller Reno, they lock up and Rich

just tosses Reno to the corner.

 

 

Big Papa: Well, while he's in the corner, he's tagging the bigger Rude!

 

 

Ward: Rude and Rich tangle up, full arm bar applied by Rich.

 

 

Anderson: Stomping down pulling his arm!

 

 

Big Papa: He's trying to make his arm longer.

 

 

Ward: Nice reversal by Rude, he throws him against the ropes, and

connects with a clothesline.

 

 

Anderson: That doesn't knock the big man off his feet thought!

 

 

Ward: He's trying again, Rude gains some speed and hits Rich with a

flying forearm!

 

 

Big Papa: Well, that stunned him.

 

 

Anderson: Rude's got Rich on his feet, now he's picking him up, tosses

him into his corner, there's a tag by Rude.

 

 

Ward: Reno's in while Rude taunts Middleton!

 

 

Big Papa: What's Reno doing, trying to let Rich smell the bottom of his

boot?

 

 

Anderson: That's a choke hold Papa, but the ref can't see it.

 

 

Ward: Finally, Middleton worked his way past the ref, and nails Reno

from behind!

 

 

Big Papa: Well, all four men are in the ring, who's legal?

 

 

Ward: I think its Reno and Rich, but they are outside the ring.

 

 

Anderson: Rich just threw Reno against the guardrail!

 

 

Ward: That gives Rich time to get back in the ring and tag Middleton.

 

 

Anderson: Middleton's helping Reno in the hard way, pulling him in by

his hair!

 

 

Ward: Reno fights back, makes his way over to tag Rude!

 

 

Anderson: Rude's in with a head of steam, knocking down Middleton and

then knocks Rich off the apron!

 

 

Ward: Middleton is up, with a shoulder charge to Rude's back.

 

 

Anderson: Rude hits hard into the turnbuckle!

 

 

....Ward: After a series of quick tags, the Wolfside has taken control

over Reno.

 

 

Big Papa: Reno's been in there entirely too long!

 

 

Anderson: He's frustrating the Rich and Middleton, because they can't

seem to pin him.

 

 

Ward: Another pin attempt, Rich covers. 1...2.. Kick out!

 

 

Anderson: Middleton is getting frustraded, he's hoped off the apron and

picking up a chair.

 

 

Big Papa: Well maybe Middleton's tired...

 

 

Ward: No, he's on the apron with it, Rich see's it, runs Reno into the

chair!

 

 

Anderson: Wait! Reno's ducked it and Rich puts his hands up!

 

 

Ward: The chair has backfired and hit Middleton, Rich looks concerned!

 

 

Anderson: Reno's up, rolls Rich up!

 

 

Ward: 1...2...3!!!

 

 

Big Papa: Where did he have that energy!

 

 

**The CIA win via pinfall at 10:34**

 

 

Anderson: Kevin Rich is up, picking Reno up by the throat!

 

 

Ward: Rude sees this, boot to Rich's stomach, sets him up for hellish

brainbuster, that must be the Grand Spark!

 

 

Anderson: That's Elena over by Middleton, she's just taken some

nunchucks and is choking him!

 

 

Big Papa: They all three run, they better, they've squeeked away with a

win here!

 

 

**Magnus vs. The Iron Horse & ???**

 

 

Ward: Here�s Magnus coming down to the ring, and he looks ready for

business! He�s been hell-bent on taking out International Disaster

lately and he�ll have a chance with The Iron Horse!

 

 

Anderson: Locomotive�s got a partner too, I wonder who that�ll be!

 

 

Ward: Well, here he comes now�with KOOKY THE KLOWN!?

 

 

Anderson: But Kooky just got done beating on Locomotive�s ID partner,

Big Red!

 

 

Big Papa: I�m lost. I need a chick to look at.

 

 

Ward: We�re all lost, Papa. Magnus looks on, as confused as the rest of

us, as The Iron Horse steps into the ring!

 

 

Anderson: The bell sounds and the two circle the ring, eyeing each

other�.

 

 

Ward: They lock up! Magnus comes out with an armbar but Locomotive

reverses it and brings an elbow down on Magnus' shoulder!

 

 

Anderson: This match is going to be a real dandy!

 

 

Ward: Locomotive throws Magnus to the ropes, Magnus ducks a clothesline

and comes out with a dropkick!

 

 

Anderson: Kooky is just standing in the corner, filing his nails�.

 

 

Ward: I bet Locomotive doesn�t want to tag him in�he wants a piece of

Magnus to himself!

 

 

Anderson: Good thing�I don�t think making a handicapped match was a

smart move on Magnus� part!

 

 

Ward: Well, he�s giving The Iron Horse a good working-over right now in

the corner�and a chest chop drops him! But as Magnus turns,

Locomotive gets to his feet and screams!

 

 

Anderson: Whoa, he looks mad!

 

 

Big Papa: Oh man. Magnus is in trouble now.

 

 

Ward: Magnus turns and Locomotive spears him! Magnus is gasping for

air! The Iron Horse is jacked up!

 

 

Big Papa: Where�s Kooky�s little Minxxx chick? She was cute�

 

 

Ward: Shut up! Locomotive picks Magnus up for a vertical suplex�.and

he�s holding him up!

 

 

Anderson: Nice show of strength!

 

 

Ward: Magnus spins though, and lands behind Locomotive! He puts him in

a full nelson and slams him onto the mat!

 

 

Anderson: NICE move!

 

 

Ward: Locomotive�s slowed down now�and Magnus goes to the middle

rope�nice elbow!

 

 

Anderson: He picks The Iron Horse up and hoist him onto his

shoulder�shoulderbreaker!

 

 

Ward: Kooky looking interested at the beating Locomotive�s taking

now�Magnus goes to throw The Iron Horse into the ropes but he reverses

at the last second�and catches his knee in Magnus� stomach as he bounces

back!

 

 

Anderson: He follows up with a belly-to-belly suplex! And a legdrop

too!

 

 

Ward: These two are just punishing each other!

 

 

Big Papa: Hang on, I�m going to go borrow Kooky�s nail file.

 

 

Ward: Uh, ok�The Iron Horse goes for the pin�1�.2�no!

 

 

Anderson: Locomotive pulls Magnus to his feet and wraps an arm around

his chin�but Magnus throws him against the corner turnbuckle! Now

Magnus tries to throw Locomotive to the ropes, but it�s reversed!

 

 

Ward: Locomotive running to hit Magnus as he bounces back again, but

Magnus stops himself and pulls the rope down, sending The Iron Horse to

the outside!

 

 

Anderson: He landed on his feet! Magnus didn�t see because he turned to

look at Kooky!

 

 

Ward: The Iron Horse slides into the ring, turns Magnus

around�DERAILMENT!

 

 

Anderson: 1�2�3! The Iron Horse wins!

 

 

Ward: An exceptional match from both men�and Kooky walks to the back

with Locomotive close behind, holding his arms in the air with victory!

 

 

**The Iron Horse wins via pinfall at 7:57**

 

 

**"Go" by Pearl Jam plays**

 

 

Anderson: Here's POW's Lightweight champion, Dan Sager.

 

 

Ward: Wait, that's Copy Cat, he's coping Sager's music.

 

 

Big Papa: And you guys think I'm the dumb one, he's a Copy Cat!

 

 

Anderson: What a mockery, Copy Cat is wearing a Washington General's

jersey!

 

 

**"Go" by Pearl Jam plays again**

 

 

Ward: Here comes the real one, Dan Sager with Amy!

 

 

Big Papa: Reer! Amy!

 

 

Anderson: Always a crowd favorite and with Papa.

 

 

Big Papa: You got that right!

 

 

Ward: Ha! Sager's not even wearing a Seattle jersey, he's got a Hitmen

jersey on, Amy's looking dapper in her red and white outfit on as well.

 

 

Big Papa: And how!

 

 

Anderson: The bell rings and we're underway...Sager starts off strong

with a front face lock, lifts Cat up for a suplex..

 

 

Ward: Cat's blocked it and reversed it, big suplex, Copy Cat goes for a

quick cover, 1, 2 kick out! Sager's shocked.

 

 

Anderson: Looks like Dan Sager doesn't know what to do here.

 

 

Ward: Sager regroups with Amy out at ringside.

 

 

Big Papa: There aren't any PoD members here at ringside, just Amy

 

 

Ward: The Eternal Outlaws are probably preparing for their match

tonight.

 

 

Big Papa: Amy's up on the apron, winking at Copy Cat.

 

 

Ward: Cat's just rubbing his body and mocking Amy!

 

 

Anderson: Sager's in with a quick chop block to Cat's right leg!

 

 

Ward: Copy Cat didn't see that one coming!

 

 

Anderson: Sager's applies a leg grapevine to Copy Cat.

 

 

Big Papa: That's a lot of twisting!

 

 

Ward: Oh, cheap eye gouge to Sager, that will break the hold!

 

 

Anderson: Sager's had enough of this...a couple of knee lifts to soften

Cat.

 

 

Ward: Copy Cat reverses that into a spinning neck breaker!

 

 

Anderson: Sager's up quickly and met by an elbow from Cat, Cat sets

Sager up for a TigerBomb, Wait, Sager's reversed it into a hurricarana!

 

 

Big Papa: How do they fly around like that!?!

 

 

Ward: Sager's got the advantage now, Cat's had a taste of his own

medicine!

 

 

Anderson: Sager's setting Copy Cat up on the top rope, here it

comes...The Superplex!

 

 

Ward: Dan's setting Copy Cat up for the Reign Man!

 

 

Anderson: He hits it, goes for the pin 1, 2, 3!!!

 

 

**Dan Sager wins via pinfall at 7:45**

 

 

** "We Will Rock You" by Queen begins **

 

 

Ward: It appears our second title of the night is about to go up for

grabs. And here come the challengers, Mr. Sharp and Spinner escorted by

Jiffy Jeff.

 

 

Anderson: These feisty lightweights are going to have to bring their A

game to knock off the champs today.

 

 

Ward: It seems the fans here are really embracing this dynamic duo.

Listen to those chants.

 

 

** A voice is heard over the loud speaker **

 

 

Dhamon Shadowhawk: Stop Us? You can't even slow us down!

 

 

** "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy begins **

 

 

Anderson: Here they are, our tag team champs The Eternal Outlaws.

There's Blade escorted by Dan Sager and Amy �

 

 

Big Papa: Yes!

 

 

Ward: Where's Dham� Oh, there he is. He looks ready for war, or at

least a championship bout. Wait a second, that's The Iron Horse and

Kooky the Klown. They're jumping Shadowhawk from behind with a lion tamer's whip

and a toy train. Here come Blade and Sager to help the champ.

 

 

Anderson: Not so fast, there's Thor and the Bearded Lady intercepting

the PoD members. It's a melee on the ramp, and Dhamon's getting the

worst of it by far as Kooky and Locomotive are taking our all their

aggression out on Dhamon's leg.

 

 

** "Pepper" by The Butthole Surfers begins **

 

 

Ward: There's our ref, Parallax. Look at him go, clearing the path of

International Disaster members, and Kooky, desperately trying to get

this match underway.

 

 

Anderson: The challengers are just relaxing on the ropes. We might see

them join ID next week after receiving this help.

 

 

Ward: Finally the fight is over, and Blade and Dhamon are making their

way to the ring, albeit a little slower than we're used to. Here comes

Parallax, too, to mediate this match.

 

 

Anderson: I think you mean officiate, John. Look for Spinner and Mr.

Sharp to go for the quick pin, eh Big Papa?

 

 

Big Papa: Huh? Have we started yet?

 

 

Ward: And it looks like Blade and Spinner are going to get these going.

 

 

Anderson: I'm really impressed by Spinner, not paying any attention to

Sager ringside. He's focused.

 

 

Ward: And Blade and Spinner lock it up, and Blade wins that little duel

easily despite his tangle with Thor earlier. Blade doesn't waste any

time, throwing the smaller Spinner off the ropes and connecting with

some of his martial arts magic, a kick right to the jaw of Spinner.

 

 

Anderson: Spinner's down already and Blade pounces, but Spinner's by no

means done as he kicks Blade in the knee to weaken Blade.

 

 

Ward: Blade is hobbling, and Spinner lands a nice Dropkick to put Blade

on the floor.

 

 

Anderson: I'm not so sure Shadowhawk could help his partner if the

challengers went for the pin.

 

 

Big Papa: That Amy is so cute. I can't wait for the bikini match at Pay

Per View.

 

 

Ward: Back to the match, Spinner has just spun Blade of the ropes,

tripped him up and tagged in Mr. Sharp. Sharp to the top rope, and Wow!

Frogsplash right on Blade's face.

 

 

Anderson: The quick cover, 1�2�No! Blade's got some left. The Eternal

Outlaws won't go that easily.

 

 

Ward: Sharp not letting Blade up, as he has stomped his face about

eight times now. Looks like Parallax has had enough, as he tells Sharp

to cut it out.

 

 

Anderson: Up comes Blade, and Mr. Sharp tosses him to the turnbuckle,

chasing after him. But Blade reverses with a Big Boot to the face.

 

 

Ward: Mr. Sharp is dazed, and Blade steps up to the second rope and

lands a strong Clothesline.

 

 

Big Papa: He put a little extra on that one, it looked like.

 

 

Ward: Blade up now, and right back down with a knee to the gut.

 

 

Anderson: The question is, can Shadowhawk come in or is he too weak.

 

 

Ward: It appears Blade thinks he can make it, because the champ just

got tagged in. Both Eternal Outlaws are in now, and a Double Powerbomb

on poor Mr. Sharp.

 

 

Anderson: Dhamon goes for the pin, 1�2�but Spinner kicks him off at the

last second.

 

 

Big Papa: Where was Blade? I thought he was still in the ring.

 

 

Ward: No matter, because Dhamon seems 100 percent and I believe this

match isn't long from over. Shadowhawk pulls poor Mr. Sharp up, and

sends him right back down to the mat with a Reverse DDT!

 

 

Anderson: This is it. No, Dhamon's tagging in Blade.

 

 

Big Papa: Just so they can use Eternal Damnation.

 

 

Ward: Good call Papa, as the Outlaws do hit Eternal Damnation. Blade

goes for the cover 1�2�3! The Eternal Outlaws remain tag team champs

with an impressive win despite being attacked before the match.

 

 

Big Papa: Unbelievable!

 

 

Anderson: We've got some commotion ringside as Dan Sager grabbed

Spinner as he tried to help his partner out of the pin.

 

 

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