**Friday Night Lock-up begins in Sacramento, CA with fireworks blazing across the arena. Some of the signs in the crowd read "Big Red Holds Nothing Sacred!" "Phil – Come Out Already!" and "Hey Spinner! Have a Jim Dandy Day!"
Ward: Welcome to Friday Night Lock-Up! I’m John Ward, here with Big Anderson and the always-entertaining Big Papa! We have a blistering-hot card tonight, with a double-main event: not only will Payne and Misaree take on PoD members Blade and Los Dawg, the Ghetto Soulja….but we also have TWO matches going on at once in a Hell in a Cell match!
Anderson: I’m excited! But first, here comes the POW Boss down to the ring and he’s got microphone!
POW Boss: Hello wrestling fans. Tonight I have an announcement to make. Many of the wrestlers here have noticed as of late that there has been a lack of titles for wrestlers to go for. Well, now that we have grown considerably in size, I am proud to announce that we will be debuting the POW TELEVISION TITLE soon!
Ward: Excellent!
POW Boss: At July 4th’s PPV, Bloody Revolution, we will crown POW’s first ever television champion! How this will be done hasn’t been decided yet, but rest assured the POW Executive Board is conversing and trying to find the best way possible to hold the tournament! Enjoy the rest of the evening!
**"Lick It Up" by Kiss blares through the arena.**
Anderson: Phil A. Sheo is heading down to the ring for tonight's first match.
Ward: Sheo has been having trouble the last couple of weeks and needs a win over this newcomer tonight in order to get on the right path.
Anderson: Phil A. Sheo is standing in the ring cracking his knuckles and twitching his head in anticipation for tonight's match.
Big Papa: Get that boys some ritalin. FAST!
Ward: Here comes his opponent, Guyver.
Big Papa: He sure is chugging down to the ring with a full head of steam.
Anderson: It's his first match and he is pumped.
Ward: I don't think that Sheo is aware that Guyver is already in the ring.
Anderson: Guyver has surprised the lightweight. A good start.
Ward: Guyver hits Sheo with a double-axe handle and then follows with a kick to the mid-section. He goes for a version of a neck breaker but Sheo pushes him to the ropes.
Anderson: The rookie went for the big move too early. A common mistake.
Ward: As Guyver bounds off of the ropes, Sheo sweeps him to the mat. And Guyver is up quickly.
Anderson: Guyver is running on pure adrenaline so far.
Ward: And that adrenaline fails him here as he goes for karate chop on Sheo and the little guy ducks and applies a full nelson.
Big Papa: That is a classic move.
Ward: Yeah it was even around way back when you wrestled.
Big Papa: We didn't have pile-drivers and power bombs back then.
Ward: Sheo has had Guyver in a full nelson for almost half a minute, but the rookie is beginning to realize that squirming only makes the hold hurt worse.
Anderson: It looks like he has paused to think of a way to escape the grip of
Sheo.
Ward: Guyver begins to walk over to the turnbuckle and the small Sheo has to follow.
Anderson: I think that he is trying to walk up the turn buckle.
Big Papa: He is!
Ward: He gets to the top buckle very quickly and jumps back pounding Sheo into the mat.
Anderson: Smart move by the newby.
Ward: Both men are still on the mat, but Guyver is up first.
Anderson: This turning out to be a fine match to start the night.
Ward: And we still got plenty of action left.
Anderson: Guyver is almost to his feet and Phil A. Sheo is beginning to rise himself.
Ward: Guyver sees this and grabs the lightweight by the head. He swings a knee to the forehead of Sheo and another. Then Guyver comes with some punches. A left , then a right, followed by another left, and an uppercut. Why isn't the ref stepping in to stop these close fisted punches.
Anderson: Because he sees what I see. Big Red is strolling down the aisle.
Ward: He sure is.
Big Papa: Big Red made some messed up remarks this week about the death of Owen Hart. I used to atleast respect the man, but know he has lost even that.
Anderson: I don't think he cares about your respect.
Big Papa: Well he should.
Ward: The men in the ring haven't noticed the giant, but the ref keeps trying to shoo the big guy away.
Anderson: LEAVE! GO HOME!
Ward: That must be about the tenth punch by Guyver who has Sheo staggering around the ring. Oh Sheo is down for the count.
Anderson: Guyver could go for the pin right now, easy.
Ward: But he decides to work the veteran a little but longer. He sets up Sheo for an inverted snowboard.
Big Papa: Who names these moves? I mean really, and inverted surfboard. And how do you know these names.
Ward: I'm a professional. It's my job.
Anderson: And the ones that he doesn't know he just makes up.
Ward: Guyver lets go off Sheo, but keeps Sheo in a half surfboard while putting Sheo in a Dragon Sleeper.
Anderson: Impressive sequence of moves for the rookie.
Big Papa: Big Red is just standing at the end of the ramp.
Anderson: I wonder why.
Ward: Back in the ring, Sheo is weaseling his way out of the move. He finally escapes the move as the ref has finally come back to the action in the ring.
Anderson: He has a tough job.
Big Papa: Especially with Big Red looming above the ring.
Ward: He's not that tall. Any way! Guyver lifts Sheo to his feet and is ready to apply his finisher the GuyverBomb. Sheo, realizing that he is too weak to reverse the mova and knowing that if he completed is done for, grabs the ankles of Guyver and flips him to the mat.
Anderson: Not bad.
Ward: He applies the Figure Four Leg Lock.
Big Papa: Another classic move. I'm liking Phil A. Sheo more and more.
Ward: Guyver has trouble with these submission holds. It took about a minute to get out of the Full Nelson and this move has been locked on for a while.
Anderson: He really needs to give up before he has some serious damage done to his legs. A valiant effort in his debut, but there will be more matches.
Ward: He continues to wiggle around in hope of escaping, but finally gives in.
He taps out.
Big Papa: I think the kid has a future, but his luck ran out.
**Phil A Sheo wins via submission at 14:27.**
Anderson: Big Red came down about seven minutes ago and has done nothing. I wonder why.
Ward: If our next match could be as entertaining as the first one than we are
in for a treat.
**"We Will Rock You" by Queen vibrates from the rafters.**
Ward: Here comes Spinner. He has a little history with Big Red as he and his friends all submitted simueltaneously to the big guy a week ago.
Big Papa: It seems so long ago with Memorial Day Madness between these two pumped up Lock Ups.
Ward: Spinner enters the ring and looks down at Big Red.
Anderson: He has a few choice words for the China man.
Ward: It seems that the big man provoked quite a few wrestlers this week.
Anderson: Spinner needs to get his mind off of Big Red and on to the match with Jim Dandy, a fine competitor in his own right.
Ward: Speaking of Dandy, here he comes.
Anderson: He is tossing frisbees with his logo to the crowd.
Big Papa: I want one. HERE! HERE!
Anderson: Sit down! Now!
Ward: Dandy stops in front of Big Red and yells at the monster for a second or two and then Big Red stands up. Dandy responds by quickly sliding into the ring.
Anderson: Right into some kicks by Spinner who waited for Dandy to make that fatal mistake.
Ward: Dandy grabs Spinner's foot on the third kick attempt and pushes him down.
Anderson: It seems that Spinner was getting aggravated by Dandy's little catch phrase and had to get his anger out in a match.
Ward: He's not getting that done so far as Dandy has picked up the kid from PA and delivered a clean body slam.
Anderson: We have seen all the basics tonight.
Ward: Dandy helps Spinner to his feet and swings him into the ropes. Dandy does a flip over the rather tall Spinner and then catches him with a clothesline on the return trip.
Anderson: Wow, that was unbelievable!
Ward: Dandy heaves Spinner into the far corner and does some gymnastic moves again.
Anderson: A cartwheel into atight tuck and then he extends into a lounge with
his shoulder.
Big Papa: But Spinner had moved away about three seconds into the move.
Ward: And that was four seconds until it was finished.
Big Papa: I like these aerial moves and all, but that was ridiculous.
Ward: As Dandy is sprawled out on the floor, Spinner climbs the ropes and comes right back down with an elbow to the face of Dandy.
Anderson: That hurts, believe me.
Ward: Spinner takes Dandy and flings him into the ropes. Then a spinning arm take down. He keeps a tight hold of the arm and twists it like there is no tomorrow.
Anderson: A fan has just smashed a beer bottle on the head of Big Red.
Big Papa: There should be no beer here. Wrestling is a family sport. What kind of message are we sending the youth?
Anderson: Big Red wasn't too happy with act and lifts the fan by the throat.
Big Papa: Not an easy act considering that man must weigh at least three hundred pounds.
Ward: Meanwhile, Spinner continues to wrench that arm of Dandy.
Anderson: Big Red lifts the fan over the ropes and chokeslams him onto the hard floor.
Big Papa: That was more than a chokeslam. That man travelled almost ten feet in the air before he landed.
Anderson: Big Red just sits down and the fam hasn't moved yet.
Ward: Dandy is beginning to rise from the mat after almost two minutes in this submission hold. He rakes Spinners eyes and kicks him out of the ring.
Anderson: Dandy is stretching his arm as Spinner comes to his feet outside the ring.
Big Papa: The crowd is beginning to chant for Spinner and the lightweight responds by throwing his fist in the air.
Ward: And Dandy responds with a baseball slide connecting with the back of Spinner's head.
Anderson: A foolish mistake by Spinner and Dandy capitalizes.
Ward: Dandy gets out of the ring and straddles Spinner. He falls on his foe with his knees pounding into his abdomen.
Big Papa: That ‘ll knock the air out of ya'.
Ward: Dandy shoves Spinner back in the ring and enters himself.
Anderson: I still don't understand why Big Red is here.
Ward: Dandy heaves Spinner into the corner and turns away from him. He pulls down his pants.
Big Papa: We don't want to see that!
Ward: He had the phrase "Have a Jim Dandy Day" tattooed on his butt cheeks.
Big Papa: No he didn't.
Anderson: Yes he did.
Ward: Quite fitting considering how this match got signed.
Anderson: Spinner capitalizes on the break by rushing towards Dandy. Dandy realizing Spinner's move quickly turns and lifts his leg which catches Spinner in the throat. Spinner goes down and Dandy pins.
Ward: One . . . Two . . . Kick out.
Anderson: Just in time.
Big Papa: Do you realize that that is the first pin attempt all night.
Ward: Dandy lifts Spinner back up and hoists him up for a vertical suplex. He pulls him down into a pile driver and completes a wonderful move. The pin - One . . . Two . . .
Anderson: And Three! Dandy wins a grueling marathon.
**Jim Dandy wins via Pinfall in 19:43.**
**Mike McNasty vs. The Big Klutz**
…Ward: Well, this match has been interesting, to say the least.
Anderson: Interesting? It’s like watching the Keystone Kops wrestle!
Ward: Yes it has, both men have screwed up a number of simple wrestling moves…but McNasty looks way better this week than he did in his World Title match!
Anderson: Yeah, it’s amazing that he couldn’t even go three minutes in the ring.
Ward: McNasty now with a headbutt…he throws Klutz into the corner and gets ready. He runs towards Klutz…Klutz moves and dodges the splash in the corner!
Anderson: He goes for the roll-up….1…2..no! Mike kicks out!
Big Papa: Damn it. This match is boring.
Ward: Now now, Papa…Klutz drops an elbow onto the back of McNasty’s head and flips him over. Pin attempt..1…2…no. Mike kicks out again!
Big Papa: God! McNasty, stay down!
Ward: Shut up! Klutz goes for a vertical suplex! He’s holding McNasty up! What a show of power!
Anderson: He can’t hold it…
Ward: McNasty falls on Klutz! Klutz must have slipped and dropped him!
Anderson: The ref’s counting…1…2…3! McNasty won! He won!
Big Papa: Wow, what a klutzy thing to do…
Ward: Indeed.
**Mike McNasty wins via pinfall at 6:45**
**Jynn vs Grifter**
**"Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays**
Anderson: Here comes Jynn, he's ready to go!
**HHH's Theme plays**
Ward: Here is his oppenent, Grifter, he's found a new look and almost a rebirth.
Big Papa: As well, he's got Cammy now!
Anderson: There's Cammy, but no Grifter!
Ward: Cammy's making her way to the ring
Anderson: She's pointing at Jynn, watch out! Grifter from the crowd!
Ward: Sneak attack by Grifter, double axe-handle to Jynn's back!
…Anderson: See-Saw battle back and forth! Grifter ducks a clothsline, both men off the ropes now! High-cross body by Grifter, but Jynn turns him over with a Powerslam!!
Ward: Great move by the Jynn! Cover, 1...2...Grifter out the back door!
Big Papa: Cammy hasn't got involved yet, I think she likes me.
Ward: What about Amy, Papa?
Anderson: Jynn raises Grifter to his feet, and sends him into the corner, Face first! Now he follows up with a back suplex!
Big Papa: I can handle both.
Ward: No, instead he picks him up and plants him on the top rope facing out! Jynn following up as well, he's going for a back-Superplex!
Anderson: But an elbow by Grifter! Another! A third sends Jynn crashing to the mat!
Ward: Grifter blocked the move by grabbing that top rope, then Countered with those elbows! Now let's see if he can follow it up!
Anderson: Grifter turns around, standing on the top turnbuckle! He leaps, and connects with a big Flying Elbow Smash!
Ward: Cover! 1....2....Jynn kicks out! Cammy thought it was over there!
Anderson: Grifter lifts Jynn up and sends him to the ropes, catches him with a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!!
Ward: Cover again! One! Two!! THRNO!! Jynn's still alive!
Anderson: Grifter evidently a bit frustrated after two nearfalls. He Grabs Jynn and slams him down to the mat.
Ward: Grifter goes to the second rope. Guillotine Legdrop
Anderson: But Jynn moves out of the way!
Ward: Grifter's hurt! A look of concern of the face of Cammy now.
Anderson: Jynn drags Grifter over to the corner. Now he slides outside, and pulls Grifter right to the ringpost!
Ward: Jynn with Grifter's legs, he's setting up .. Oh what Pain!
Anderson: Jynn applies a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!
Ward: The ref begins to count, 1...2...3...4... and Jynn releases the hold at the last second! He almost got DQ'd there.
Anderson: Jynn slides back into the ring, and stomps on that now injured knee of Grifter. Jynn grabs the leg and drops and elbow!
Ward: He's going to take out Grifter's wheel! What's this!
Anderson: A Sharpshooter-style Submission hold applied by Jynn!
Big Papa: My leg would of broke in half by now.
Anderson: Grifter is fighting to get to the ropes!
Ward: Jynn applied the hold almost in the center of the ring! Grifter's got a long way to go to get the any ropes!
Anderson: But he's still fighting! Grifter inching his way ... he's reaching out ....
Ward: Jynn breaks the hold himself!
Anderson: Jynn with an elbow to the back of Grifter's head! Now Jynn raises Grifter to his feet, and sends him hard into the corner!
Ward: Jynn runs to follow in, Grifter staggering out of the corner
Anderson: Grifter catches Jynn with a boot in the midsection.
Big Papa: Is this the Grifter Death Drop!
Ward: Great move out of nowhere!! Jynn's out!
Anderson: Rollup by Grifter, One! Two! THREE!! He got him!
** Grifter wins by pinfall at 10:47**
Big Papa: I want to celebrate with Cammy!
Ward: Calm down, Papa!
Anderson: What’s this? Someone’s jumping the rail! It’s a female!
Big Papa: That’s no female…that’s Amy!
Ward: Dan Sager’s valet has a bucket, SHE JUST DUMPED SLIME ON CAMMY!
Anderson: Sager helps Amy over the rail and they escape into the crowd! I wonder what that was all about!
Ward: This has been a stupendous day for POW and it can only get better as we
have two remaining matches.
Anderson: The night will finish off with a tag team match between Payne and
Misaree and Blade and Ghetto Soulja. A PoD vs. ID skirmish, but now the cage
is lowering for the four man Hell in a Cell.
Big Papa: Not just any Hell in a Cell, but two separate matches will be taking
place. Thor versus Magnus and Brax versus Stone Wall. Wow! Can you see droul
coming down my face because I'm salivating over here.
Ward: Before things start off, it seems like the POW Boss is going to make an
appearance.
POW Boss: Big Red, I have allowed you to stay ring side for way too long
tonight. You're gonna have to leave.
Big Red: I'm not leaving until I get a match with that bearded lady who cost
me the match last week.
POW Boss: I don't know were that bearded lady is.
Big Red: You better find her because I will get my revenge.
POW Boss: Later big guy, later. We have to get things rolling on. So move it.
Big Red: Next week?
POW Boss: Maybe.
Ward: He's leaving.
Big Papa: Good ridance!
Anderson: But here comes ShadowHawk from the other ramp.
Big Papa: He's got a mike.
ShadowHawk: Hey POWBoss, I'm ready to ref this match and I thought that I
would start by setting down my rules.
First of all, this match now is truely special with The Force as the ref.
Now contestants, listen closely as I lay down the law. If any wrestler
touches me at all, they will be disqualified. This counts for after the match
has ended too. If you win your match and then touch me, I WILL reverse the
decision. Thor, if your ID members somehow interfere or even show up, you
will be disqualified on the spot.
Now, lets talk about people interfering in the other match. Am I going to
allow it? OH YEAH! The more the better. How strick will I be? As long as
you don't touch me, I don't give a darn what you use to beat each other up.
Good luck to all wrestlers. Like the people will even watch with The Force in
the ring. All eyes will be on me.
Big Papa: Interesting rules.
POW Boss: I don't think so.
Anderson: What!
POW Boss: Let me set you straight right now, hot stuff. This is my federation.
This is my Lock- up. That is my ring. And you are my wrestler. Which means I
determine what happens in this fed at this Lock-up in that ring and you are
not one of the components of this match. Got it.
Ward: ShadowHawk has thrown down his microphone.
POW Boss: Now settle down, big boy, and go to the back.
Big Papa: POW Boss is laying down the law.
POW Boss: POW has a special guest referee for matches just like this and that
man is Parallax.
Big Papa: Oh Yeah! He is dynamite!
Ward: A huge announcement.
Big Papa: ShadowHawk seized up after that announcement.
POW Boss: And his rules count.
**Glass Shatters**
Ward: Stone Wall Rocky Jackson graces us with his presence as he climbs
through the cell door.
Anderson: Magnus is next in line.
**"My Friend Misery" by Metalica plays.**
Ward: And Brax "the Boom" Tonare is coming down the ramp.
**"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails is heard.**
Anderson: and Thor finishes out the group.
Ward: As Thor enters the ring all four men begin to pound on each other. Thor
is getting kicked by Magnus and Brax has Stone Wall set up for a Russian Leg
Sweep.
Big Papa: Hey, where is Parallax?
Anderson: Good question.
Ward: Meanwhile the bell has rung, fighting has commenced, and no ref is there
to control the action.
Anderson: Did you see that?
Ward: Thor just threw Magnus from the center of the ring into the turnbuckle.
And Brax has Stone Wall in another turnbuckle where Rocky is getting a little
work done on his face.
Anderson: Thor is bum-rushing Brax and Stone Wall from behind. Both men fall
to the mat.
Ward: Thor grabs Magnus and tombstones him. Brax rises to his feet and stares
at Thor while Stone Wall trips him from the mat.
Anderson: We need a ref in there.
Ward: Thor takes Magnus's face and cracks it up against the cage, once . . .
twice . . . three . . . four . . . and five times. He then turns him around
and DDT's him.
Anderson: Why would the boss make Parallax the ref and not have him here to do
his job?
Ward: Brax is getting beat on by Stone Wall who birades "The Boom" with a
series of powerful moves. First a gut-wrench suplex then a body slam and
finally a stunner.
Big Papa: What power shown by Jackson. If a ref was here he could probably get
a pin.
Ward: It is way too early for that, but that was impressive. Stone Wall
utilizing his advantage decides to work Brax's knee. With a series of mat
moves on the right knee of Brax.
Anderson: Smart.
Ward: Thor is piledriving Magnus. He does one, then another, then another, and
another, and a fifth. Five seems to be his stopping point.
**Butthole Surfers' "Pepper" begins to play.**
Anderson: That can only mean one thing.
Big Papa: Parallax!
Ward: Here he comes.
Anderson: He is signing autographs for the fans.
Ward: He is needed in the ring.
Big Papa: Hey, the sport is for the fans. He realizes that.
Ward: He needs to get in the ring and regulate Thor who just gave Magnus his
fifth Powerbomb.
Anderson: Come on Parallax.
Ward: Brax seems to have escaped the punishment of Stone Wall for a second as
he squirmed to the corner. Stone Wall follows him over and sets up the Boston
Crab.
Anderson: Thor and Stone Wall have dominated their respective matches. I wish
Parallax would get his head in the game.
Ward: Thor just left Magnus and went to concentrate his attack on Stone Wall.
He just gave Stone Wall a running drop kick.
Big Papa: Why?
Ward: Hey hoists Jackson up for a vertical suplex and follows it with a
Gorilla Press. Meanwhile, Brax and Magnus are laying in different corners.
Anderson: Thor is tying up Stone Wall in the ropes. His arms are laced so
tight that he can't move'em.
Ward: Thor grabs Magnus and ties him up in the opposite ropes.
Anderson: He has a plan.
Ward: Brax is next as he gets tied into the ropes closest to us.
Anderson: PARALLAX, we need you.
Ward: Thor runs at Brax and delivers a drop kick. He gives one to Stone Wall
and another to Magnus.
Anderson: The worst thing about those are that they hurt you twice: first when
you feel his foot up against your chin and then when your head raps against
the cage.
Ward: He delivers a second round of drop kicks/
Big Papa: But it looks like PoD is not going to stand for anymore of this as
all five of their members come down.
Ward: The Eternal Outlaws start punching Thor and the Ghetto Soulja and Dan
Sager are untying the three brutalized victims. Now Punisher and Blade hold
Thor as ShadowHawk kicks him in the gut, once . . . twice . . . three . . .
then four . . . and five times.
Anderson: Turn about is fair play.
Ward: Now Parallax has decided to partake in the match. He enters the ring and
warns the members of PoD. He gives them a second warning and ShadowHawk turns
around and stares down Parallax.
Anderson: Dhamon just slapped Parallax.
Ward: Parallax just laughed it off and grabs the champs arm, twists it behind
his back, and pushes him into cage. The rest of PoD come to the aid of
ShadowHawk as they bound for Parallax.
Anderson: Now ‘Lax is on the bottom of a PoD heap. Not a good situation for a
ref to be in.
Big Papa: But he is not just any ref. Oh yeah and where is Amy?
Ward: Ahhh! Punisher just got thrown from the pile and now Sager and the
Ghetto Soulja and now Blade.
Anderson: Parallax threw them all off of him and he now has the champ by the
throat. He pushes him into the cage one more time and this time gives him a
few choice words.
Ward: Parallax slings Dhamon out of the cell. Blade follows him and so do the
other members of PoD. Parallax shuts the door and locks it.
Anderson: Interesting move.
Ward: The beating that Thor took from PoD gave the other three an advantage as
now all three men are teaming up on Thor. Brax delivers a smashing elbow from
the top rope and Stone Wall gives a Gut Buster,
Anderson: The three men pick up Thor and heave him into the ropes. Brax and
Stone Wall deliver a double clothesline.
Big Papa: It is weird to see two competitors team up on someone in another
match while they are still competing.
Ward: But they work well together.
Anderson: Magnus lifts Thor and delivers Maximum Pillage.
Ward: Jackson sets up Thor for the Breaking Force, and executes.
Anderson: Now, Brax takes Thor to the turnbuckle and applies The End.
Ward: That it is for Thor who is get pinned by all three men. Parallax calls
the pin: One . . . Two . . .Three!
Big Papa: Thor who dominated the first half of the match is out.
Anderson: What a turn of events.
Ward: Now Brax and Stone Wall must switch from allies to enemies. And they do
it rather easily as Stone Wall gets tackled by Brax right off the bat.
Anderson: On the mat, Brax goes right for the ankle of Jackson and applies an
ankle breaker.
Ward: Stone Wall cries out in pain and pleads for help from Magnus.
Big Papa: Magnus might help.
Ward: He takes a step towards the two and then another. Stone Wall continues
to beg for Magnus's help and Brax just stares Magnus down.
Anderson: If he is going to do something he must do it quick. That ankle is
about to break.
Ward: Magnus turns away. He left Stone Wall to dry and Jackson has to tap out.
That is all she wrote.
**Magnus won via pinfall at 23:54.**
**Brax won via submission at 26:18.**
**Payne and Misaree vs. Blade and the Ghetto Soulja**
…Ward: Payne and Misaree are just dominating this match as Blade looks on in the corner! The Ghetto Soulja just isn’t used to tag action!
Anderson: Yeah, no matter how good you are in singles competition, the tag team game is a whole different thing all together! The teamwork by P&M has been so impressive…I think they’re trying to establish themselves as contenders again!
Ward: What’s Verge doing here? It looks like he’s checking out the action!
Anderson: What’s up his sleeve?
Ward: I don’t know…Payne picks up the Ghetto Soulja but takes a low blow! The Ghetto Soulja makes the tag! Blade’s in and cleaning house!
Anderson: Hey, PoD might be back in this match now! If Los Dawg gets some rest then they can maybe regroup and put P&M down!
Ward: Blade with a spinning heel kick on Payne, followed by a legdrop! There’s fire in Blade!
Anderson: Is there ever! He throws Payne into the corner, where he’s greeted by the Ghetto Soulja’s boot!
Ward: Misaree’s not coming to his aid either! He doesn’t want to distract the ref from watching the legit action in the ring!
Anderson: Like I said, these guys are seasoned veterans in tag action.
Ward: Scoop slam, and now Blade’s going up top for a moonsault! Payne rolls out of the way! He’s got a chance to tag in Misaree and he takes it!
Anderson: Misaree comes in and clotheslines Blade from behind, keepoing him from reaching his partner in the corner! Now he’s dragging him away from Los Dawg and picking Blade up.
Ward: Misaree gets Blade up…PILE DRIVER! A cover…1..2…the Ghetto Soulja makes the save!
Big Papa: Verge is coming down!
Ward: He just pulled Payne off of the ring apron! He’s wailing away on Payne!
Anderson: What’s his problem?
Ward: I don’t know…he’s leaving now that he’s worked over Payne some…Misaree just saw Payne lying on the floor.
Anderson: He better not get distracted…
Ward: He’s not. He throws Blade to the ropes, but Blade reverses! Misaree with a sunset flip…1…2…OW! Dropkick to the face by Los Dawg!
Anderson: Did you hear that smack?
Ward: That puts a hurting on Misaree, as Payne finally manages to climb back to the apron. He looks confused.
Big Papa: I’m confused! What was that about?
Ward: I don’t know, but at least he’s back on the apron. Blade and Payne both getting to their feet slowly, as the ref pushes the Ghetto Soulja back out of the ring.
Anderson: Ref’s distracted!
Ward: Payne sees an opportunity and jumps into the ring! Los Dawg can’t get the ref to turn around! Just get out of the ring so he’ll turn around!
Big Papa: What are you, a wrestling coach now?
Ward: They set Blade up for Eternal Torture! There it is!
Big Papa: OWWWWWW!
Anderson: That very well may be the most painful finisher in POW!
Ward: Indeed! Blade can’t move! There’s the cover! 1..2..3 as Payne clotheslines the Ghetto Soulja to keep him from making the save!
Anderson: A well-deserved victory for P&M…what’s up with that Verge attack?
Ward: I don’t know.
Big Papa: Hell, what’s up with Parallax? Why’d he get to ref instead of Shadowhawk?
Ward: Who knows…something’s going on here. Unfortunately, we don’t have any time left tonight to speculate on what’s going on! We’ll see you next week!
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