Ward: Howdy POW Fans, and welcome to Nashville, Tennessee!
Anderson: Country Music, USA! I saw Faith Hill this morning, she’s a looker!
Ward: And about the wrestling, the debut of some more new wrestlers.
Big Papa: Yeah, I’ve got my cowboy hat and ready to go.
Ward: Where’s your guitar, Papa?
**"Come With Me" by Puff Daddy begins to play **
Ward: This is Dhamon ShadowHawk, he’s schedule for interview time here.
Big Papa: There he is, listen to the crowd boo him!
Ward: He’s walking down the ramp, with a marker in his hand.
Anderson: What’s that all about?
Big Papa: Signing autographs?
Ward: Oh my, he’s altered a sign that read "The Outlaws Suck" and changed it to "Freak Sucks"!
Big Papa: He’s doing it to several more signs.
Anderson: Well, Let’s see what he has to say.
Dhamon: You know, I'm not a bad guy. I haven't done anything wrong. I haven't hurt you guys in any way. In fact, Blade and I dedicated the tag titles to the fans. But, you still boo my ass!
Ward: He’s got a point there!
Dhamon: That's fine. You know what, I really don't get it but hey, I'm not you. The reason I'm here tonight is to address Freak. That no good champion that has been ducking me since he won the gold. In fact, he hasn't been seen since he won the POW Heavyweight Title strap. The way I look at it, that's
makes Freak the worst champion of all-time. The way I look at it, he's scared of me and knows I would kick his butt all over the ring if I got the chance.
Anderson: I have a feeling he’s gonna call out the Champ!
Dhamon: Freak, as you can see, I'm out here all alone. No Blade or PoD. I'm out
here as a man challenging to a one on one match for the belt. No, wait. I'm not asking you for a shot, I'm demanding that you give me a shot. For once in your life, show some pride and get out here tonight to
face the best wrestler in POW. For once in your life, do what you should do. They say, a man gotta do what a mans gotta do. Freak, you're no man, but do what you gotta do. And what you gotta do is this. Drag your lame butt out here to go one on one with me in a ladder match for the POW Heavyweight Championship. If even one percent of you is a man, then you will come out here tonight to
face me. Everyone in attendance knows I will kick your butt. Everybody here knows I will be the one to climb the ladder. Everybody here knows I'm the one who will come down the ladder with the strap in my hands. Everybody here knows I'm the true champion of POW. So, Freak, you have two options.
One, you get enough courage in that carcass of yours to come out here and face me in a ladder match for the title. Or two, I will go backstage and drag your butt out here to face me in a ladder match for the title! Make no mistake Freak. Tonight, in one way or another, it is going to be Dhamon ShadowHawk vs. Freak for the POW Heavyweight Championship in a ladder match. Try and stop me from taking the belt, Freak.
Ward: Holy smokes, what a show that will be!
Anderson: Look at that smirk on his face!
Dhamon: Stop me? You can't even slow me down!
Big Papa: I was lacing my cowboy boots, what was that all about?
Ward: Oh Papa, just watch and see, what a great show we’ll have tonight!
Anderson: What’s the first match tonight?
Big Papa: I’ve got Blade taking on the Ultimate Fighter
Ward: As Dhamon leaves, he gives his tag team partner a good luck shake as Blade makes his way to the ring.
Anderson: It’ll be interesting on how The Eternal Outlaws adapt to singles action.
**The Ultimate Fighter’s Theme plays**
Big Papa: Wow, that’s a dead sprint to the ring!
Ward: Blade’s not wasting any time, series of double axe-handles and kicks to the downed Fighter.
Anderson: Blade’s throwing him off the ropes, that’s a perfectly done back flip!
Ward: I don’t think Blade has the staminia that the Fighter has.
Big Papa: Is he looking for a tag?
Anderson: This is a singles match, Papa!
Ward: Irish whip again by Blade…The Fighter ducks it and nails a closeline on Blade!
Anderson: Now both men are stunned, Blade’s the first one to his feet.
Ward: Scoop slam by Blade and a short leg drop.
Big Papa: Blade gets up on the first turnbuckle, knee drop to the Fighter.
Anderson: Blade goes for a quick pin. 1, 2 … the Fighter kicks out!
Ward: I think you’ll have to take more out of the Fighter to get him pinned.
Anderson: I think the Fighter is getting a burst of energy!
Ward: The Fighter is off the ropes, and lands a beauty forearm!
Anderson: Blade is still on his feet, the Fighter is throwing him against the ropes.
Big Papa: That’s a big knee to the gut!
Ward: Blade’s finally down to a knee, he looks dizzy…
Anderson: Front face lock applied by the Fighter, he lifts Blade and turns into a reverse suplex!
Big Papa: The Fighter is headed to the top rope!
Ward: Blade’s up and shakes the ropes, the Fighter has fell onto the top turnbuckle!
Anderson: When the Fighter fell, his head landed on Blade, that’s an accidental headbutt!
Big Papa: That’s as lucky as you get!
Ward: Both men are out!
Anderson: There’s some live out of the Fighter, he up and places an arm over Blade for a cover!
Ward: 1….2…..No! Blade has managed to put his foot on the rope!
Anderson: The Fighter is up, and places Blade on the top turnbuckle, this is his set-up move to his finisher!
Ward: The Superplex! Here is comes, the Devestator!
Big Papa: If he hits this, its over!
Anderson: The Fighter is running off the ropes, he hits the Big Splash! There’s the Devestator!
Ward: And the pin……1…2….3!
**Ultimate Fighter wins via pinfall at 8:39**
Big Papa: I wish I had the energy that the Fighter has…
Ward: He is full of it!
Anderson: What a thrilling first match! I’m still shaking about our main event!
Ward: Yes, the POW Championship will be defended tonight!
**"Until it sleeps" by Metallica plays**
Ward: Now this should be interesting too, a triple threat match.
Anderson: Here comes the Punisher, the leader of the PoD.
Big Papa: And he’s got several items with him as this is a ‘anything goes’ match.
Ward: What’s that I see, handcuffs?
Anderson: That’s an odd choice.
**Blur’s "Song #2" begins to play**
Ward: Here’s comes Death-Wish, he’s carrying nothing.
Anderson: That’s a brave man!
Big Papa: As Death-Wish climbs into the ring, the Punisher isn’t attacking him.
Ward: They both seem to be waiting for Brax to come in.
**The Theme from "Clockwork Orange" plays over the PA**
Anderson: Both of these guys are just sitting there waiting for the Boom to come in…
Big Papa: Where is he? I bet he’s eating some of this Southern cooking here in Nashville.
Ward: Likely Papa.
Anderson: There he is, behind them, he came from the under the ring!
Ward: And he’s got a bat, and wacks both of them across the back!
Anderson: Wow, now Brax is under control, he starts off by taking Death-Wish and tossing him out in the ringside area.
Ward: Brax goes for a quick cover of Punisher. 1…2..kick out!
Big Papa: Brax is gonna have a seat, he’s looking for a chair.
Ward: I think that chair is intended for Death-Wish, as it is, nails him!
Anderson: Brax is going under the ring! Pulls out a chain, he’s whipping Death-Wish with a chain!
Ward: There’s Punisher from behind with a chair shot on Brax and follows up another one on Death-Wish!
Anderson: Death-Wish is out cold!
Big Papa: Punisher is waving for someone….Here comes the Eternal Outlaws!
Ward: The Punisher is telling Blade to handcuff Brax to the ropes and instructing ShadowHawk to beat Death-Wish.
Anderson: Brax is helpless against the ropes, Dhamon throws Death-Wish into the crowd over the rails.
Ward: Blade is under the ring, pulling out a steal pipe!
Big Papa: Punisher has the advantage, now with a pipe.
Ward: A pipe to the head of Brax!! He’s bleeding!
Big Papa: Punisher is telling Blade to unlock his handcuffs.
Anderson: And now the Outlaws leave together as they have done there damage.
Ward: Brax is out cold, now Punisher is going to get Death-Wish.
Anderson: Death-Wish has a 5 gallon water bottle and nails Punisher over the head!
Big Papa: I bet that’s refreshing!
Ward: Death-Wish throwing Punisher into the ring, this poor ref has no control of this match!
Big Papa: Pin attempt by Death-Wish…. 1…..2..save by Brax!
Anderson: Here comes someone else to ringside, its Tommy Kart, he’s got the ref’s attention…
Ward: This is mayhem! There’s Stone Wall Rocky Jackson, and he gives Brax the Stonewall Stunner!
Big Papa: Death-Wish nor Punisher saw this, if they did, they could have an easy pin!
Anderson: Punisher ducks a Death-Wish clothesline and hits a spinning neck breaker.
Ward: Punisher finds that chain Brax had earlier, he’s grinding it against Death-Wish’s forehead!
…..Anderson: Now we’ve been through every single piece of equipment here at ringside and even a fan’s airhorn!
Ward: All three men are exhausted, bloody and still going at it!
Big Papa: And Brax looks like he’s enjoying it, even at times, licking his own blood!
Anderson: Death-Wish has Brax held as Punisher goes for Brax with a pipe!
Ward: Brax ducks! Punisher knocks out Death-Wish
Big Papa: Punisher looks startled as he turns, Brax swings like Babe Ruth and decks Punisher.
Anderson: Brax has the perfect opportunity now, as he sets Death-Wish up for The End. Shoulder Breaker of the 2nd turnbuckle!
Ward: Goes for the cover 1….2…3!!
**Brax "The Boom" Tonare wins via pinfall at 15:25**
Ward: Punisher is up, nails Brax from behind and hits the Punishment, spine buster!
Anderson: A little late for that Punisher, match is over!
Big Papa: Punisher has the mic!
Punisher: Now, Brax, you still haven’t beat me, and I said that you would find out what the word ‘punish’ means and I’ll always keep my promise!
Ward: I think we need to replace some equipment on ring side now.
Anderson: That was the most brutal match I’ve witnessed.
**"Go" by Pearl Jam plays over the PA**
Big Papa: I’m in love! WOW That Amy is H.O.T., HOT!
Anderson: That she does, wearing a really tight short silver skirt and a blue bra!
Ward: Guys, you’re getting drool on my papers.
Anderson: This guy Dan Sager, still wears his High School football jersey, he must be a legend back in Seattle area.
**Traffic Sounds fill the Nashville Arena**
Ward: Here’s Jim Dandy, the POW Lightweight Champion, shaking all the kids hands on his way to the ring.
Big Papa: A first blood match!
Ward: Yes, that’s right, the first one to bleed loses in this contest.
Anderson: Putting the belt on the line, to a newcomer…wait, Jim has a mic.
Jim Dandy: Mr. Sager, I need an answer, stipulation #2, yay or ney?
Ward: He’s referring to if he puts his belt on the line, is Sager putting Amy on the line!
Anderson: He’s pissed Sager off, Sager attacks Jim Dandy, boot the midsection.
Big Papa: Oh, look at little ole’ Amy run…
Ward: Sager throws Dandy into the corner following up with a splash.
Anderson: Sager throws Dandy into the other corner, Dandy reverses it!
Ward: Drop kick by Dandy!
Anderson: Dandy picks Sager up and throws him out of the ring, oh, no, not this again!
Ward: Dandy’s quickly down to the ringside area, he’s got the bell!
Big Papa: **BONG**!!! He’s nailed Sager with the bell!
Anderson: The ref is down there checking for blood!
Ward: Here comes Amy, she’s clawing at Jim’s back!
Big Papa: I’d like her to claw my back!
Ward: That’s night drawing blood, just leaving welts.
Anderson: Dandy’s attention has been turned to Amy now, he’s chasing her around the ring.
Ward: Wow! Sager caught Dandy with a chair as he just rounded that corner!
Big Papa: That’s what Dandy gets for chasing a girl.
Anderson: Sager’s getting something from Amy, It looks as though she’s got a file of some sort tucked away in her sports bra!
Ward: Sager goes to use the object, but Dandy’s there to block it!
Anderson: Dandy throws Sager into the ring post.
Big Papa: That ring post isn’t gonna move!
Anderson: The ref’s signaling them to get in the ring….he’s applied a count!
Ward: Amy has a chair, and hits Dandy square in the back!
Big Papa: We’re just underway, and this match is way out of control!
Anderson: Amy’s trying to help Sager back in the ring!
Ward: The ref is up to 8….9….Sager stumbles up and breaks the ref’s count!
Anderson: Smart move by Sager, he can’t win the belt via countout.
Big Papa: Sager has his mind set, he wants that belt, rather than the victory.
Anderson: Sager’s back to his feet, and pulls Dandy in by his hair.
Ward: Dan Sager with a powerful whip into the corner, Dandy’s head just snapped back!
Anderson: This Sager jock is some powerful little guy.
Ward: Off the ropes, Sager with a swinging DDT!
Big Papa: Big move, no reason to try to cover, a pin won’t win ya anything!
Anderson: He needs to cut Dandy somehow.
Big Papa: Sager’s doing a little work for POW, he’s already taking down the ring.
Ward: No Papa, he’s taking the padding off the turnbuckle, that would cause some bleeding!
Anderson: Dandy’s in trouble as he gets choked in the corner by Sager and Amy’s nails down his back!
Ward: Sager goes to throw Dandy into the corner without the padding and Dandy hangs on and nails Sager with a closeline on his way back.
Big Papa: Dandy’s up and applies a chicken wing…turns it into a suplex.
Ward: Dandy again taking it to the floor. He better keep one eye on Amy!
Big Papa: How can you not?
Anderson: Dandy’s pulling up the padding, setting him up for…yes..a piledriver on the bare concrete!
Ward: That will cut a forehead open, but why is Dandy not sticking with Sager, he’s preoccupied with Amy!
Big Papa: So am I.
Anderson: Dandy throws Amy out of the way…he’s getting another chair!
Ward: Amy’s trying to get Sager back on his feet! And she’s putter herself in front of Sager, she’s gonna take a chair shot for him!
Anderson: Dandy’s not gonna do it….He’s telling her to get out of the way.
Big Papa: Now Sager’s got a chair!
Ward: They both take a swing at each other. Each landing a shot!
Anderson: I see some red! Someone’s cut!
Ward: The ref’s trying to see who’s bleeding!
Big Papa: Dandy goes for the headbutt, now blood is on both of them!
Anderson: Now the ref’s calling for the bell.
Ward: He’s ruling it a draw!
**Jim Dandy and Dan Sager result in a draw at 13:41**
Anderson: Amy’s looking and complaining that its not Sager’s head!
Ward: Dandy’s claiming its not him either!
Big Papa: It makes sense, someone’s bleeding and they don’t know who!
Anderson: Good point, this deserves a rematch!
**"Come With Me" by Puff Daddy fills the arena**
Anderson: Here comes the challenger with his ladder!
Ward: Now, let see if Freak even shows up…no one has seen him in a while.
Anderson: Dhamon ShadowHawk, enters the ring, taunting the crowd.
Big Papa: He still has that marker!
**"Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider plays**
Ward: Here’s Freak’s music!
Big Papa: Where’s Freak?
Anderson: Dhamon’s in the ring, he’s going nuts, he wants to beat him one-on-one.
Ward: Well here comes the Commissioner!
POW Commissioner: Ok, here’s the deal….Freak, you’ve got 1 minute to defend your belt, or you’re forced to hand over the belt!
Anderson: He’s laid down the law there.
Ward: Let’s start the countdown.
Big Papa: I’ve got time to go get a refreshment now.
Ward: Ok, Papa.
…POW Commish: Well, Dhamon, Its all yours, but, you must defend it at the PPV against…
Ward: Who?!?
Dhamon: Who?!
POW Commish: Wait and see!
Anderson: And folks, we are out of here, don’t forget about the Pay-Per-View on May 31st!
Ward: See ya next week!