Friday Night Lock-Up begins in Freedom Hall, home of the Louisville Cardinals, with fireworks exploding and the crowd chanting "P-O-W!" Some signs read "WILDCATS SUCKS". "Phil’s a chump" and "Have a Jim Dandy Day!"
Ward: Here we are, the Bluegrass state, Louisville, KY!
Anderson: Home of the Kentucky Derby, just a week or two away I might add.
Ward: Indeed, We should have a great show tonight, we’ve even added some more players to our roster, lets see how the impact the world of POW tonight.
Big Papa: Yeah, I’ve got some money riding on the derby.
Ward: We here for wrestling Papa, not horses!
**"Lick it Up" begins to play and Phil A. Sheo begins to walk to the ring**
Ward: Well look what we have here, Phil A. Sheo, with some guy!?
Big Papa: That’s a pretty big guy.
Anderson: Well, Phil’s calling for the mic.
Ward: Phil and his "friend" must have a few words for us tonight.
Phil A. Sheo: Cut my music!
Big Papa: Demanding little guy isn’t he?
Phil A. Sheo: First off, I’d like to introduce my new bodyguard…This is…Big Thexxxy.
Yeah, I know he is big, if you know what I mean, and Thexxxy!
**"Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies blares over the loud speakers**
Ward: Here comes one of our new comers, Anxiety, and he couldn’t come at a better time.
Anderson: All we know about this guy is that he’s nuts. And he looks lost on his way to the ring.
Big Papa: He’s found the ring, and now he’s in it.
Ward: Ok, Papa…? Anyways.
Anderson: That straight jacket doesn’t look like its coming off to easy, I bet Phil would like to help him.
Ward: Probably so, but know the bell rings, we are underway. This should be a good match, Lightweight vs Lightweight.
Anderson: There’s our first lock up, wow, Anxiety just through Phil like a little rag doll.
Ward: This guys means business. Another tie up, now Phil’s got him in a front face lock, slings him off the ropes and back body drops Anxiety.
Big Papa: Wow, Anxiety’s already up, didn’t phase him at all.
Anderson: There’s another tie up, reversal by Anxiety, shots to the back and kidney area of Phil.
Ward: He’s unloading on poor Phil, Anxiety whips Phil into the corner and follows him up with some knee bashes.
Anderson: Again to another corner, he’s gonna do it to all four corners.
Big Papa: Phil’s laying face down in the middle of the mat, shouldn’t Anxiety go for the pin now?
Ward: He’s too busy pointing fingers at Big Thexxxy.
Anderson: Now Anxiety’s attention is back on Phil, he’s throwing Phil down on the floor.
Ward: I don’t know if that’s a good move by the rookie, Phil’s got friends down there.
Big Papa: Anxiety is bouncing off the ropes, Suicide dive onto Phil in the floor!
Anderson: That was a huge bump on both men, I think Anxiety’s head hit the ground!
Ward: Watch out! Here comes Big Thexxxy!
Anderson: Oh, just looks like he’s gonna throw Phil back in the ring, that he does and offers him some words of incouragement.
Big Papa: Anxiety and Phil are still groggy.
Anderson: Now the ref applies the 10 count on Anxiety, telling him to get back in the ring.
Ward: Now he trying to get back in the ring. What’s this! Phil’s telling the ref to stop counting?
Anderson: Baam!!! Big Thexxxy just wacked Anxiety with a chair, the ref was distracted by Phil.
Big Papa: Well, Big Thexxxy’s nice enough to assist him back in the ring.
Ward: Of course he is, now Phil sets up his move, there it is the Super Atomic Drop.
Anderson: One, two..three! Another tainted victory for Phil.
**Phil A. Sheo wins by pinfall at 10:39**
Big Papa: That’s one big hug between Big Thexxxy and Phil A. Sheo.
Ward: I don’t think Phil has had a clean victory.
Anderson: Well, he’ll probably be the number one contenter when the new rankings come out.
**Metallica’s "Until It Sleeps" plays over PA**
Ward: Here’s the another new comer, but he isn’t schedule for a match.
Anderson: The Punisher, and that he is. This is a powerful Englishman.
Big Papa: And that cocky attitude he brings to the ring. And "PoD" on his shirt, that his inintals?
Ward: He’s calling for the mic. Shut up and listen Big Papa.
The Punisher: Shut Up! You inbred rednecks!
Ward: That’s a way to get some heat!
The Punisher: I may be new here, but I’ve been watching this place for a while and if there are any people that really get on my nerves are the Eternal Outlaws!
Anderson: Wow, bold man, he’s calling out our Tag Team Champs!
The Punisher: I’m calling you guys out, to face me in a handicap match for those titles!
**"Come With Me" by Puff Daddy is heard**
Ward: There they are The Eternal Outlaws! POW’s Tag Champs!
Anderson: This crowd explodes, they love these guys!
Big Papa: And they are even wearing the new POW Shirts!
Ward: As they hop into the ring Shadowhawk gets right in The Punisher’s face.
Anderson: There’s a lot of tension in there right now.
Big Papa: This crowd is loving this!
Ward: The Punisher has both of the Outlaws by there shirts!!
Anderson: He just ripped both of there shirts off!
Big Papa: Holy smokes, the Outlaws initials are PoD too!
**The crowd erupts in boos**
Ward: Damnit Papa, they are together!
Anderson: A group hug, The Punisher is about to speak!
The Punisher: People have asked me what the letters PoD mean on my shirt, and now you know, we are the "Powers of Destruction", the greatest stable in the world!
Ward: The crowd has turned on the Outlaws, throwing everything they can get their hands on at them.
Anderson: And the PoD, just grin and leave the ring.
Ward: Ultimate Fighter is already in the ring, awaiting his match.
**"Voodoo Chile" by Hendrix plays**
Ward: Here comes Breakdown!
Anderson: They’re wasting no time at all, a big boot by Breakdown.
Big Papa: They are swapping blows back and forth. At this pace, this match want last long…
…this match has been going on for at least 15 minutes now.
Anderson: Yeah, I think Breakdown is finally wearing down, the Ultimate Fighter has hit a couple of suplexes in a row.
Ward: Belly to back overhead release, Fighter goes for the count…
Big Papa: 1…..2…..Thre….no!
Anderson: I don’t know how he kicked out of that one.
Ward: Breakdown has a burst of energy, whips him against the ropes and delivers a huge boot to the Fighters face and sends the him over the ropes.
Anderson: Breakdown runs and goes for the clothesline while the Fighter is on the aprin.
Ward: The Fighter ducks and pulls the ropes down.
Big Papa: Breakdown is hurt, I think he hit his head on the railing.
Ward: The Fighter is going out after him, a serious of gut shots and he throws him back in the ring.
Anderson: There it is, the Devesator!
Ward: The Ultimate Fighter goes for the pin, 1….2…..3!!!!!
**Ultimate Fighter wins via pinfall at 35:09**
Anderson: That was a marathon match!
Ward: Now, it’s the last event tonight.
Anderson: It involves another new comer too.
**"Real Solution #9" by White Zombie**
Ward: What a dark man this is, Astro Creep, makes his way to the ring.
Anderson: I can’t wait to see this man in action.
**Traffic sounds fill the arena**
Anderson: Here’s our Lightweight Champion, Jim Dandy!
Ward: He’s such a good sport, shakes hands with all the kids on his way to the ring.
Big Papa: I don’t think Astro Creep cares, he’s giving him the stare down.
Anderson: We’re underway!
Ward: Astro Creep is overpowering this little Dandy.
Anderson: He tosses over the ropes with ease.
Ward: Jim Dandy is in nowhere land now!
Big Papa: Astro Creep’s climbs to the tope rope, off the top turnbuckle and plunges down to Jim Dandy on the floor!!
Ward: He needs to make sure Jim Dandy is still there, which he’s not, the quickness of Dandy allows him to escape the elbow of Astro Creep.
Anderson: Dandy uses the ropes as a springboard and dives on top of Creep.
Big Papa: What an exciting match!
Ward: Look out! Here comes Brax "The Boom" Tonare out of the crowd.
Anderson: And he’s armed with a chain!!!
Big Papa: This guy is a freak!
Ward: He nails both Jim Dandy and Astro Creep with the chain!
Anderson: Who side is he on?
Big Papa: The ref is calling for the bell!
**No contest between Jim Dandy and Astro Creep at 9:35**
Anderson: "The Boom" is relentless, I think Dandy has been cut open.
Ward: All that is left is pure carnage!!!
Anderson: And folks, we are outta time! See ya next time!!!
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