Ward: Welcome everyone to this week's Friday Night Lock-Up. We've got a whale of a show for you tonight with the quarterfinals of the POW World Championship Tournament, a beer drinking duel between Mike McNasty and Pabst Blue Wrestler and Cardinal Sin will be making his POW debut against Locomotive, one of the more impressive acts last week.
Anderson: It should be a wild one. I'm especially looking forward to the beer drinking as Pabst Blue Wrestler is already down here ringside going at it. He's been here since POW set up show early this morning.
Ward: I don't know if you can tell, but PBW has had a little surgery since the last time we saw him. His liver was removed and replaced with an elephant liver he now carries in a backpack.
Big Papa: That gives him a huge advantage over the human McNasty.
Ward: Here comes McNasty with beer in hand. He's also dragging a cooler behind him, no doubt loaded with beer.
Anderson: PBW is taunting McNasty, pointing to his new liver.
Big Papa: I don't think McNasty cares though. I don't think he's ever been out drank.
Ward: Now they're settling down across from each other at a table ringside. For all the fans out there, whoever passes out first loses.
Anderson: This could last a while.
Ward: Well Bill, all we're waiting on now is Kooky the Clown, and if last week was any indication he should have quite an entrance.
Anderson: Yep, that's probably what that net over the ring is for.

** Carousel music begins to play **

Ward: Here comes Kooky.
Big Papa: Wait, there he is. He's doing a trapeze act 100 feet above the ring.
Anderson: So that's what that net is for.
Ward: Kooky's running his own traveling circus. And here comes his entourage while Kooky balances up on that trapeze wire.
Anderson: There's his monkey Donald accompanied by lion tamers with their lions, white horses and, oh my ...
Big Papa: It's a bearded lady. Unbelievable!
Ward: Iris the Virus is just standing in the ring with a look of disbelief.
Big Papa: So are McNasty and Pabst Blue Wrestler.
Anderson: Kooky is quite a showman.

Ward: Alright, now that Kooky's nonsense is over, let's get it on.
Big Papa: Wow, Iris is really taking it to the Clown. He must be really pissed after waiting on him so long.
Ward: Iris swings Kooky into the corner, and oh my what impact!
Anderson: Good thing Kooky wears all those clothes.
Ward: Iris isn't stopping there as he goes to swing Kooky to the other corner.
Anderson: Wait, reverse by the clown. Iris is dazed, and here comes Kooky. Low Blow!
Big Papa: Ding!
Ward: What a dirty move. Kooky really trying to show something here...
Anderson: Kooky has totally taken this match over.
Ward: Kooky picks Iris up and sets him up for a Vertical Suplex.
Anderson: Is he ever gonna slam him down.
Big Papa: Yep. Wow!
Ward: Iris is motionless in the middle of the ring, and there goes Kooky to the top rope.
Anderson: This should do it.
Ward: Kooky goes for it, Yes! Big Leg Drop!
Anderson: What's he doing? He's got the pin if he wants it.
Ward: Kooky's going to the top rope again. Frogsplash!
Big Papa: He's not acting like a clown now.
Ward: There he goes again. Flipping Moonsault!
Anderson: He looked more like an acrobat there than a clown.
Ward: Iris could seriously be hurt. Kooky's got to end this.
Anderson: Nope, Kooky's leaving the ring and conversing with fans.
Big Papa: He just made a woman a balloon giraffe!
Ward: I think the woman just whispered something to Kooky. Kooky just said OK.
Anderson: What's this all about?
Ward: Kooky back into the ring, and there he goes back up to the top rope.
Big Papa: Nice elevation.
Ward: I don't even know what that move's called, but it was sweet. He did a 360 flip in the air and came down on Iris' face with is knee.
Anderson: Iris needs help, fast.
Ward: Kooky's going to the crowd again. Is he getting suggestions from the fans?
Anderson: Whatever it is, I've never seen anything like what he's trying.
Big Papa: The ref refuses to call it.

** Jungle noises are heard over the speakers **

Big Papa: It's MinXXX. Is she coming to help Iris?
Ward: It might be too late, cause Kooky's got Iris in the Balloon. The ref's finally calling it. Kooky wins as he hurries away from MinXXX.
Anderson: I've haven't seen a meaner clown since It.

** Kooky the Clown wins by knockout at 9:35 **

**A thunderous gong fills the arena**

Ward: It is time for one of the most interesting matches on tonight's card, Big Red versus Phil A. Sheo. Big Red is slowly walking down the aisle.
Anderson: Big Red has spent the last week insulting every wrestler in this federation and that might bring on some attacks tonight.
Ward: Big Red grabs a mike as he enters the ring.
Big Red: I figured that more people would have been livid about the comments that I made earlier in the week, but you are not. Why? Because you are weak and pathetic.
Ward: Wait a second, here come some of his first attackers. Payne and Misaree and Tariq the Freaq are running down to the ring.
Big Papa: Tariq is running as fast as he can, but he is a good ten steps slower than the tag team already.
Ward: But they're not attacking him.
Anderson: They're shaking his hand.
Payne: Exactly, and why should we have to deal with a withering fed like this as mere wrestlers when we can own it.
Misaree: And own it we will. That is why we are forming the Foreign Legion.
Tariq: Uh-huh! Foreign Legion. Get over it losers cause America sucks.
Ward: Well folks, it looks like we have our first stable in POW.
Anderson: Are Payne and Misaree foreigners?
Ward: Not really, but we don't want to claim them. Tariq and the tag team champs are getting out of the ring but aren't leaving.

**"Lick It Up" by Kiss starts to play.**

**Big Red Vs. Phil A. Sheo**

Ward: Big Red is acting way to cocky. He is not even attacking. He just walks around the ring cursing the fans.
Anderson: It is nice to see that the fans really hate this guy.
Ward: Phil A. Sheo is punching Big Red to no avail and now he runs from the other side of the ring and dropkicks Big Red.
Anderson: Mr. Sheo is going to have to do a lot more than that if he wants to win this match.
Ward: Sheo gets on the top ropes as Big Red is still jawing at the fans and flexing his muscles. Sheo with a missile drop kick.
Anderson: The move has little effect on Big Red.
Big Papa: Is he going to fight in this match or just stand up there and act retarded?
Ward: Phil A. Sheo is puzzled by Big Red's inactivity. He tries to put him down with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Anderson: No luck.
Ward: Big Red grabs Sheo by the throat and hurls him into the turnbuckle.
Anderson: That is the kind of power that Big Red has if he only used it more effectively.
Big Papa: I tried to tell you guys last week that this guy was for real, but you wouldn't listen.
Ward: Be quiet, Papa. You said no such thing. Back to the match, Big Red seems to have decided to fight as he bounds into the corner with an body splash, but Sheo moves out of the way. Sheo takes hold of the momentum and swings Big Red into the ropes and takes him down with a leg sweep.
Anderson: He needs to try and make this a fast paced match if he stands any chance at all.
Ward: Sheo gets Red to the mat and straps on the Boston crab. Big Red is doing push-ups.
Big Papa: How embarrassing?
Ward: Big Red flips him off of his back and delivers a tombstone piledriver.
Anderson: Some mystery man is walking down to ring.
Ward: As Big Red chokeslams Phil A. Sheo, the ref and Payne and Misaree take notice of the new entree into the fray.
Anderson: The tag team champs are pulverizing the unknown wrestler.
Ward: Breakdown is coming ringside as well and he appears to be carrying something.
Big Papa: He must be upset about last weeks lose.
Ward: He steps onto the mat.
Anderson: It is a lead pipe.
Ward: He has a pipe and it seems like he s going to attack Big Red from behind as the ref is looking at the fight outside the ring.
Big Papa: Is it Breakdown with the pipe in the kitchen?
Anderson: A Clue joke, good one Papa.
Ward: As Breakdown sneaks towards Big Red, Tariq pulls him out of the ring by his boot. Tariq takes the pipe out of his hand and smacks Breakdown upside the head with it. Then in the stomach, then the chest.
Anderson: Let's place our attention back inside the ring as Big Red has just executed his fifth move in a row.
Ward: After the Tombstone and chokeslam, he delivered a powerbomb, a DDT, and a Vertical Suplex.
Anderson: Mr. Sheo is all worn out.
Big Papa: To say the least.
Ward: He's going for it. He lifts Sheo off of the mat and pulls out his tongue. Now he seems to be taunting the crowd with his move.
Anderson: He doesn't realize that the crowd is not even watching him. They are engrossed by the melees outside the ring.
Ward: He clinches his fist and is set to execute this devastating move, but wait. Iron Horse just slid into the ring and grabbed his arm. He is pounding on Big Red who still has Sheo by the tongue.
Anderson: Locomotive is rolling over Big Red.
Ward: He comes with a hard clothesline that knocks Big Red to the mat and flings Phil A. Sheo into the corner.
Anderson: I can't believe the ref hasn't seen any of this.
Big Papa: Ivan O'Reilly is officiating this match. If you can call it officiating.
Ward: Locomotive pulls Big Red to his feet and DDT's him. Meanwhile Phil A. Sheo has been recuperating in the corner.
Anderson: He is almost to his feet.
Ward: Locomotive brings Big Red to his feet again and this time he is going for the Derailment as he gets Big Red on his shoulders he starts to lose control.
Anderson: Mr. Sheo is climbing the ropes and comes with a top rope clothesline to Big Red. Ward: He goes for the pin, but there is no ref.
Big Papa: Pabst Blue Wrestler just tapped the ref on the shoulder and told him to look in the ring.
Ward: O'Reilly starts the count. One... Two... Three...
Anderson: Mr. Sheo is going to the semis with a little help from his friends.

**Phil A. Sheo wins by pinfall at 14:36**

Ward: Locomotive is staying in ring and is grabbing a mic.
Anderson: What can he say that he hasn't already shown in the ring?
Locomotive: I honestly think no one can beat me. Yeah, I lost last week in a tag match, but that was against six other men and frankly I got no help. Put me one-on-one against anyone and I'll beat them down. Just ask Big Red. Now, for my encore performance, bring on Cardinal Sin. Right now.
Ward: The Iron Horse just called out Cardinal Sin. Their match wasn't schedule until later on. Let's see what Cardinal Sin does.
Anderson: I don't think Cardinal Sin's one to back down from a challenge. Wait, here he comes.
Ward: I'd say your right, Cardinal Sin wasting no time in getting to the ring.
Anderson: Cardinal Sin looks determined, and Locomotive has a smile on his face. He likes to rumble, no doubt.

** Cardinal Sin vs. The Iron Horse **

Ward: Cardinal Sin must really be peeved because he's making Locomotive stupid right now for calling him out like he did.
Anderson: The big man is really taking it to TIH.
Ward: Cardinal Sin keeps punching Locomotive, driving him back to the corner. Now he slings him across the ring to the other corner.
Anderson: He's manhandling Locomotive, making him look like a rag doll.
Ward: He's got Locomotive by the beard, pulling him to the center of the ring.
Big Papa: Cardinal Sin's debut is quality.
Anderson: Oh, a nice Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Cardinal Sin.
Ward: Locomotive down, and Cardinal Sin falls on his face with a knee.
Anderson: Locomotive must be tired or throwing the match.
Ward: Locomotive back up, and back down.
Anderson: One punch by Cardinal Sin just leveled the Iron Horse.
Big Papa: How come Cardinal Sin didn't enter the tournament?
Ward: Cardinal Sin throws Locomotive off the ropes and goes for the clothesline. Wait, Locomotive ducked and Dropkicks Cardinal Sin from behind.
Anderson: Nice agility, but Cardinal Sin still standing.
Ward: Locomotive on the attack now, nailing Cardinal Sin with a Gutwrench Suplex.
Anderson: How will Cardinal Sin react to being on the mat.
Ward: The Iron Horse wasting no time, bringing Cardinal Sin back to his feet. Underarm DDT.
Big Papa: This is what we're used to seeing.
Ward: Locomotive stomping on Cardinal Sin with his big boot.
Anderson: Cardinal Sin looks dazed.
Ward: Sin back up, and Locomotive picks up the nearly 7-footer and hits a devastating Backbreaker.
Anderson: The Iron Horse has got the mo-mo.
Ward: Locomotive trying to pick Cardinal Sin up, but Sin resorts to what always works here, Low Blow!
Big Papa: Ding!
Ward: Both men are down.
Anderson: Wait, Locomotive getting up first, and he's going for the pin. 1...2....no!
Ward: Cardinal Sin just flipped Locomotive outside the ring while being pinned. What strength.
Anderson: Cardinal Sin with the mo-mo.
Ward: Locomotive getting to his feet outside the ring, but Cardinal Sin slams The Iron Horse with a baseball slide outside the ring.
Anderson: The countout is on.
Ward: Locomotive is down and Cardinal Sin just grabbed a chair, Mike McNasty's chair!
Big Papa: Now it's getting good.
Anderson: McNasty doesn't even care. He's asking Pabst Blue Wrestler to prepare a funnel for him.
Ward: On the other side Cardinal Sin just smacked Locomotive square on the face with the chair.
Anderson: I see blood.
Ward: I think I just heard the ref say 15 ... 16.
Anderson: Cardinal Sin doesn't care about the win. All he wants is Locomotive to pay. He's hitting The Iron Horse over and over again on the floor.
Ward: 17 ... 18.

** "99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall" starts to play **

Ward: Commodore is running to the aid of his tag team partner, and Cardinal Sin is heading over to cut him off.
Anderson: The ref is distracted. He's stopped his count at 18.
Ward: Commodore is getting lit by that chair Cardinal Sin is still carrying. He's on the ground getting pulverized.
Anderson: Hey, McNasty and PBW are helping Locomotive to his feet. He's back in the ring.
Ward: The Iron Horse is reminding the ref about the count. 19 ... 20!
Anderson: Locomotive just won on a countout, and Cardinal Sin doesn't even care. He's still crushing Commodore who dared interfere.
Ward: What about Surf and Turf? Locomotive isn't trying to help Commodore at all.
Big Papa: What about the beer drinking? They're not allowed to take breaks like that.
Ward: Finally Cardinal Sin quit beating Commodore, and now he's just calmly leaving the arena like nothing happened.
Anderson: Well John, if he ever learns to control that darkside rage, he'll be top-notch here in POW.
Ward: In an event, Locomotive gets the win even after keeping beat down left and right.

** Locomotive wins by countout at 10:12 **

**The soothing sounds of the pan flute are heard throughout the arena.**

**Tariq the Freaq vs. Freak**

Ward: Tariq the Freaq strides to the ring, but his new found buddies are not with him.
Anderson: They might still be recovering from their last match.
Ward: A fan just threw a beer can at Tariq. Get that man out of here.
Big Papa: It was McNasty
Ward: Oh. Tariq is almost in the ring and Freak runs down the aisle and immediately attacks the Iraqi. Freak kicks Tariq in the stomach and uppercuts him. He rushes Tariq with a Bulldog takedown.
Anderson: Freak is taking it right to Tariq.
Ward: Tariq gets slung into the ropes by Freak who lifts his leg for the super kick which connects.
Big Papa: I think McNasty and PBW want to k-join the broadcast team for this match.
McNasty: Hey, can we?
Anderson: No!
Big Papa: Take my headset and here is one for you PBW.
PBW: Tariq is in the corner. Freak is in the corner too.
McNasty: Man, you suck at this. Freak is pounding Tariq in the stomach with his shoulder, bu Tariq breaks the attack with a double ax-handle.
Ward: You're not bad.
McNasty: Thanks, it is only because I am not drunk like this wannabe. I can actually hold my alcohol.
PBW: Punk, I have drunk, drinken, drank, whatever, more than you, hiccup.
Ward: Tariq has turned the tables on Freak. He is twist the arm of Freak. Freak tries to twist out of the hold, but Tariq kicks Freak in the knee.
McNasty: I wonder if Iraq makes any good brews?
Ward: Tariq keeps twisting that left arm. Freak somehow flips out of the hold and reverses it. Tariq runs him into the corner and into the turnbuckle.
PBW: I think McNasty is passing out. I win I win.
McNasty: No, man, I was just resting my eyes.
Ward: Back to the match. Tariq sets Freak up for a Doorjam suplex.
Anderson: That has to hurt the back of Freak.
McNasty: Maybe he needs a beer. I got some in my cooler over there.
Anderson: Maybe you need to go get some.
Ward: Finally, we are rid of those two drunks.
Anderson: And Big Papa's gone too. We are in luck.
Ward: Tariq slings Freak into the ropes and goes for the clothesline, but Freak avoids it with a baseball slide. Freak gets up quick and slaps the sleeper on Tariq.
Anderson: Freak keeps wrenching the sleeper tighter and tighter.
Ward: Tariq is pushing Freak into corner and Freak is aware of his positioning inside the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckles while keeping the hold on and flips over Tariq. What a move! Tariq is slung all the way across the ring.
Anderson: Impressive!
Ward: Freak climbs the ropes and goes for a frog splash. Tariq rolled out.
Anderson: Big Mo has shifted once again.
Ward: Tariq goes for a piledriver, but Freak reverses it. Tariq is down again, and Freak goes to the top rope again. He comes with a flying elbow that misses.
Anderson: When will he learn?
Ward: Both men are on the ground. The ref starts the count.
Anderson: Can we have a double countout?
Ward: Good question. And where is Big Papa?
Anderson: He is drinking with PBW and McNasty.
Ward: The count is up to seven and both men are beginning to stand. Eight . . . nine, they're up. And they run towards each other and a double clothesline.
Anderson: They are down again.
Ward: The ref starts the count and Tariq is already moving.
Anderson: Freak just poked him in the eye from the ground.
Ward: Tariq is rolling around on the mat.
Anderson: We've got a six count as Freak stands up.
Ward: He lifts Tariq and sets up a gutwrench suplex. He has him up, unbelievable, but Tariq reverses it. Tariq with a legdrop. Tariq straddles Freak and is pounding the fallen man. He is going for the pin. One . . . Two . . . Kick out!
Anderson: That was close. If Tariq would have used some leverage, it would be over.
Ward: Nobody pins right now-a-days. Tariq takes advantage of the inactivity of Freak to lift him up for the Scud. He walks around the ring with Freak in one hand and the other is flipping off fans.
Anderson: Sounds a an Allanis Morisette song.
Ward: The ref can't allow Tariq to do what he did last week. We have already lost one wrestler to the hands of Tariq. And he doesn't. The ref disqualifies Tariq for the move after the POW boss told him that it is now illegal.
Anderson: I don't think that it is going to be executed like it was last week anyway.
Ward: You are right. The mystery man who attacked Tariq from the crowd last week is here again and he just gave Tariq a flying cross body block. Freak falls to the mat.
Anderson: This man lifts Tariq and kicks him in the gonads.
Ward: Ding!
Anderson: That is Big Papa's job.
Ward: He's not here. This man uppercuts Tariq and then executes the stunner.
Anderson: We need to get this kid a contract.
Ward: He disappears into the crown again.

**Freak wins by DQ at 9:57**

** Thor vs. "The Deity" Harvey DeSalvo **

Ward: ... Thor picks Deity up, Bodyslams him down.
Anderson: Thor enjoying some early success here against DeSalvo.
Ward: Thor gets him back up, sends him to the ropes and Big Boot.
Big Papa: Thor is definitely a brawler.
Ward: Thor looking to his manager Leif for advice, and heads back over to Deity. Deity trying to muster up some defense, but to not avail as Thor picks up the smaller man for a Slingshot Suplex.
Anderson: Thor could be trying to prove something here, as he was left out of the Foreign Legion even though he's from Norway.
Big Papa: Norwegians don't count for anything anyway.
Ward: Thor staying on task, getting Deity up for Hammertime - Yes!
Anderson: It's over.
Ward: No, Thor is going to his corner and is grabbing his hammer. What's he gonna do with that?
Anderson: Looks like he's gonna use it as a weapon.
Ward: Well the ref's watching as Thor stands above Deity and smashes Deity's head with his hammer. The ref saw it all and just DQ'd Thor.
Anderson: Leif is in a rage. He just grabbed Mike McNasty's beer and chugged the whole thing.
Ward: I don't think Thor completely understands that weapons are not legal in POW.
Anderson: Whatever he thinks, he just lost. And "The Deity" Harvey DeSalvo is still alive for the inaugural POW World Championship belt.
Big Papa: He'll have a tough one next week against Freak, I can tell you that.

** "The Deity" Harvey DeSalvo wins by disqualification at 5:14 **

**TAG TITLE MATCH - Eternal Outlaws vs. Payne and Misaree**

Ward: It's finally here! The moment we've been waiting for all night!
Anderson: The Outlaws have come down to the ring and are waiting on their opponents, the first-ever tag team champs in POW.
Ward: Here come Payne and Misaree with Big Red and Tariq, the newly-formed Foreign Legion. Wait, why is "Come With Me" playing? That's the Eternal Outlaws music!
Anderson: They're wearing those B-T shirts too! The Outlaws look like they're pretty angry!
Ward: P & M rush the ring and we've got a brawl going on! All four men in the ring!
Anderson: I wonder why Payne and Misaree brought their new mates out with them. I wonder if it's security or they have a plan . . .?
Ward: We'll just have to see. The legal men, Payne and Shadowhawk now, lock up as the ref tells Big Red and Tariq to leave ringside. They don't look like they want to go!
Anderson: That would be bad if their new stable can't be there for them in their first match! It doesn't look like they're going to leave, though.
Ward: Payne throws Shadowhawk to the ropes. . .Shadowhawk bounces back with a nice shoulderblock! He runs to the ropes again and hits Payne with a clothesline!
Anderson: Payne just took a couple of harsh hits there!
Ward: Shadowhawk picks Payne up, but Payne lands a fist in Shadowhawk's gut! Ow, dropkick! He tags in Misaree!
Anderson: Good tactics there, when you're taking hits you should always tag in the fresh man as soon as possible.
Ward: Misaree goes after the fallen Shadowhawk with an armbar. Those are hard to break. . .Shadowhawk's in a bad spot now!
Big Papa: He better get to that corner, being on your back in an armbar could be the end of this match!
Ward: He's pulling himself across the mat, I hope he doesn't get his arm broken. . .TAG! Blade's in and pummeling Misaree!
Anderson: Payne trying to help his partner, but the ref is shoving him back out. Blade and Shadowhawk are double-teaming Misaree. . .double clothesline!
Ward: They just about took his head off! This is spelling trouble for the current champs!. . .
. . .Ward: What a marathon match this has been. . .both teams have been working hard to break down each other's spirits.
Anderson: Tell me about it. Blade's in there giving Payne the business right now with some harsh knife-edge chops. If Payne doesn't tag soon, there could be new champs!
Ward: Blade throws Payne to the ropes, POWERSLAM! 1. .2. .no! Misaree with the save! Payne on his feet now, Blade sizing him up, he grabs him in a headlock. . .sleeper hold! This could be it!
Anderson: Payne struggling, he gets his weight tipping forward, they're falling towards the P & M corner! Payne tags! Misaree jumps up on the turnbuckle, missile dropkick on Blade as he gets to his feet!
Big Papa: Ow, that must have hurt! Hey, did someone win the drinking contest yet?
Anderson: I don't know. . .McNasty's standing up over there, watching the match. But he's still drinking!
Ward: We would have been informed if someone had given in. . .pay attention to the ring, gentlemen.
Anderson: But McNasty's looking like he wants in on the action. I think he may want some more of the Eternal Outlaws. . .
Ward: Misaree and Blade trading punches, backing towards the Outlaws corner, tag to Shadowhawk! They're double-teaming Misaree with punches!
Anderson: P & M could be in trouble now! Misaree's as far as he could be from his partner!
Ward: Blade goes outside now, Shadowhawk sets Misaree up for a piledriver! HE GOT IT! COVER, 1. .2. .THR ; NO! Misaree kicked out!
Anderson: He is still relatively fresh in the ring, Payne was in for a long time taking a beating.
Ward: Speaking of Payne, he's jumping in to get some shots on Shadowhawk but the ref's pushing him out. . .
Anderson: Misaree's reaching in his belt!
Ward: Big Red and Tariq are running to the Outlaws corner. Blade jumps in the ring but Misaree clotheslines him from behind! Tariq and Big Red just grabbed Blade and pulled him out onto the floor! They're working him over!
Anderson: Look, Locomotive's coming down to the ring! This is getting nuts!
Ward: Locomotive grabs Payne from off the apron and presses him! HE JUST THREW HIM ONTO THE DRINKING TABLE!
Anderson: Misaree just laid out Blade with something. . .are those brass knuckles?
Big Papa: Yep!
Ward: Now who's this jumping in from the crowd? He's attacking Big Red and Tariq! McNasty's jumping the guy from the crowd! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?
Anderson: The ref just doesn't know what to do! He's looking at Misaree, who's been covering Shadowhawk for at least ten seconds, 1. . .2. . .THE GUY FROM THE CROWD IS IN THE RING, ATTACKING MISAREE! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL! Payne and Misaree are keeping their belts because of a DQ!
Ward: IT'S PANDEMONIUM AT RINGSIDE! Misaree and the guy from the crowd, who's got on a B-T shirt on, are trading licks in the ring! Shadowhawk's still out! Big Red and Payne are taking on Locomotive! Locomotive isn't faring well against them! McNasty and Tariq are beating on Blade; Tariq just nailed McNasty! Pabst Blue Wrestler is collapsed in the corner, the drinking table laying on him. . .what happened there?
Anderson: We have a battle royal of sorts going on here! Who won the drinking match?
Big Papa: I don't know. I'm confused. I'm leaving.
Ward: We have no explanations for this and we're out of time! See you next week!

**Payne and Misaree win by DQ at 18:43**

**No contest in the Drinking Duel**